| 1. | highway | ||
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1: A main road. When it goes through the countryside, it is often lined the various dead animals. I recently saw a badger lying there inert.
2: A lamp post made by Concrete Utilities in the sixties. Later replaced by the Highway X, which had a slimmer, rounder-shaped base to its column and therefore took up less room on the pavement. Mrs Ford: Had a good day, Jim?
Mr Ford (who has just arrived home): I was driving along the highway at a steady 50 mph when this stupid toffee-nosed arsehole came tearing along at about 80 or 90, practically rammed my backside for a mile and a half, hooting his horn all the time. When he overtook, he shouted something I couldn't quite understand due to the fact he spoke as though he had his bollocks in his mouth. I naturally did the sensible thing - gave him the finger and told him to f*** off. Mrs Ford: That's nice, dear. |
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| 2. | peemergency | ||
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To have a strong desire to urinate while lacking the proper setting in which to relieve yourself. To want to pee but not have a bathroom around. Sometimes accompanied by a pee pee dance and your friends talking about Niagara Falls and water related topics. Guy in back seat of car: Dude seriously, my teeth are floating i've got to piss like a racehorse! Pull over or I'm going to whiz (akawizz) myself in the back of your ride and give your upholstery a golden shower. I've got a serious peemergency!
Driver: Sorry bro, we don't have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. There are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. I can't stop I've got to make highway time to our destination. |
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| 3. | Two Lane Highway | ||
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When too lines of cocaine are made side by side, and then it is snorted so that one line goes up each nostril at the same time. This person would then be on the Two Lane Highway unti the cocaine wears off. "Dude I'm on the two lane highway and i cant get off man."
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| 4. | Highway Minute | ||
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When you think that you have been driving for a long time, but when you look at the clock, only a few minutes have gone by. Similar to Microwave Minutes I was driving for like 3 hours, but when i checked the time only 3 minutes had gone by, it was just 3 Highway Minutes
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| 5. | hershey highway | ||
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a term keyed by the ladies man to describe his favorite past time. doing it in da butt. uhh yeah, i believe the scientific name is the hershey highway
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| 6. | Hershey Highway | ||
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The main unnamed highway going through San Francisco! Look at all those prettyboys turning into the Hershey Highway! Next time I'll avoid San Fran!
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| 7. | Gunny Highway | ||
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The pathway to insanity. The Gunny Highway is often traveled by lost souls seeking a meaning to their wanton need for guns and bloodshed. Travelers on the Gunny Highway make for good temporary compatriots, but you should never as one to be your best friend. I've got nades and a shovel... time to ride the Gunny Highway.
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