| 484. | Double Standard | ||
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Applying different sets of rules to the same principals especially when they are both equally as bad 1- The word "fuck" is edited out from the daily newspaper, however the word "shit" and stories of a sexual nature are published without censorship and question even though all of these principals are taboo.
2 - The police can mace an aggressive criminal and get a "well done" yet a member of the public who even uses spray deoderant to fight off an attacker is placed under arrest even though the law permits people to use "such forces as they deem necessary" to defend oneself/home/property. THIS IS CONSIDERED AN ACT OF HIGH TREASON BY WAY OF THE GOVERNMENT LEVYING WAR UPON THERE OWN PEOPLE. 3 - Marijuana, a relatively harmless herb is outlawed yet tobacco which is highly addictive and kills 10x more people than road accidents a year is, why? BECAUSE BIG NAME TOBACCO PAY THE GOVERNMENT TO KEEP POT ILLEGAL FOR FEAR IT WILL RUIN THEIR PRECIOUS TOBACCO CROP all of these are a double standard |
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| 485. | Soul fuck buddys | ||
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Two people who are highly sexually attracted to eachother, and who find themselves longing for their sexual partner throughout the day. And cannot stay alone with eachother for very long without sexual interaction. And for other reasons unknown these two people decide to keep their relationship in the boundaries of "fuck buddy". Joe : dam sasha is hot, do you really fuck every time you hang out with her?
Bob : hell yea Joe : dam you guys make a good couple when you going to start dating? Bob : we aren't , we're just soul fuck buddys Joe : you lucky ass. |
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| 486. | Easy A | ||
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A girl that guys pay for her permission to tell people that they've performed sexual acts with her so that they get a better reputation around high school and college and their friends think highly of them. Being an Easy A also means you're not allowed to deny whether any sexual acts happened or not. Girl 1: I heard she was his Easy A.
Girl 2: Who else's Easy A has she been? |
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| 487. | Strokodrama | ||
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A gay-themed, dramatic filled, short story or novel written with highly erotic & descriptive passages included, designed to create sexual stimulation in the reader along with an interesting plot line Stephen King and Anne Rice never wrote a strokodrama that made me as hard as this one!
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| 488. | Strokomance | ||
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A gay-themed romantic novel or short story, written with highly erotic & descriptive passages included, designed to create sexual stimulation in the reader along with an interesting plot line and tugs at the heart. Man that 'Pizza Boy at the Door' is a real strokomance to read. I must have popped a bone twice every chapter!
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| 489. | Twatterblogger | ||
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A blog written and maintained by a sarcastic yet inciteful Cyber-Mistress whom embraces the absurdity of making a living in such a sexual field but finds it highly improper and usually never shows her twat but loves to tease and keeps an equally tantalizing blog of her endeavors. She also gets off on and enjoys denying it (further empowering and establishing her dominance) (Cyber- Mistress could be interchangeable with Cyber-Dom). "Mistress Twatter wrote a educational, sexy yet hilarious blog post yesterday that made me get a full raging boner/drenched my panties while I laughed out loud simataniously, she's such a twatterblogger."
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| 490. | cougar | ||
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Cougar more...
A cougar is a dried up hag of a women who in a vain attempt to feel attractive and vibrant resorts to hinting of sexual availability or making themselves sexually available to any horny young man indiscriminate enough to use them, a barn yard animal or any other hole he can find to facilitate achieving orgasm. Cougars are easily spotted by over-stressed, over-died, dry frizzy hair or wigs, large amount of facial makeup in the forms of blush, mascara’s , eye shadows and concealers, fake eyelashes and also fake fingernails, push up bra’s under revealing tops and sometimes though not as common breast augmentations and permanent and non-permanent butt pads and buttock enhancements. Though it is true that most young men do not find cougars attractive in a conventional sense and are rarely seen with one outside of a bar or night club type setting the young man’s sex drive especially when their inhibitions have been lowered by alcohol consumption will win out over his mental and moral objections as well as the physical non-attractiveness issue he may feel towards the cougar and he will attempt to have a sexual encounter with her. The cougar well aware of this fact is most often spotted in such environments. Cougars are very acceptable to false flattery even when it is highly fictionalized. Young men who pursue cougars find that the further from the truth the flattery is the better the chance of him reaching his objective. As a result this technique is extremely common. |
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