That's like hiking without high heels! 

Used when talking about a really bad idea or something that seems very hard to do

"Let's write an Octave function with many for loops"
"Dude! That's like hiking without high heels!"

That's like hiking without high heels! by Idoger Bontes October 4, 2018

high heels 

The number one causal attention grabber that men find extremely appealing when women wear them and makes men mesmerized by a woman in heels.

Damn, she looks sexy in those heels!

high heels by Mike September 6, 2004

Lesbian High Heels 

A fine pair of Birkenstocks. That’s the original Birkenstock! Made in Germany since 1774 No smoke. No mirrors. No gizmos. You walk, the shoe molds to your foot. You feel good. We feel good. That’s the deal.

Imagene looks fantastic and comfortable in her lesbian high heels.

Lesbian High Heels by hubie May 26, 2015

high heels 

small death traps made for woman. like these things were literally made by the devil himself... but they make your legs look amazing

woman #1: flats or heels?

woman #2: well flats are more comfy & don't want to kill me, but high heels make my legs look bomb..... screw comfyness !!!

high heels by miss.mystic.falls July 19, 2017

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels 

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

High Heels! 

a game for baddies

high heels! is only for bad bitches

High Heels! by manelaliaga April 17, 2021

Hanging Up the High Heels 

When a homosexual male finds out that he’s actually a straight male - attracted to women, after a lifetime of being with men.

1: Hey, I heard you slept with Kaitlyn last night...what gives?
2: I don’t know what came over me, I found her irresistible..I couldn’t help myself.
1: How was she compared to your boyfriend?
2: I..I think I really liked it... I think I might be hanging up the high heels...
1: Well, don’t forget the closet is always here, ready to welcome you back anytime.

Hanging Up the High Heels by High heels November 11, 2018