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Abbreviation for "highest offer" The h/o for the painting is $250.
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| 2. | asians | ||
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- A person from Asia or with Asian roots (that is it, nothing more, nothing less)
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Common stereotypes: - All Asians are martial artists: A lot are, but not all. - Asians have small eyes: Not true, Asians have tighter skin, whilst Europeans have looser skin. This is also true in the eye region. Therefore giving the impression that Asians have smaller eyes when this is not true. -Asians have small penises: FALSE! Almost all academic study and scientific research ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9 inch penis, there is one with a 3 inch one. And for every Asian with a 7 inch penis, there is one with a 5 inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises. Yes, penises smaller than Asians. This is fact! This information has also been known for a long time, but people like to perpetuate myths. -Asians are short: This is not genetic and not necessarily true. A lot of Asians are short due to diet. It lacks protein and dairy. It is healthier and hence Asians tend to live longer, but it does not promote physical growth as much. However, for Asians with a "Western" diet, they tend to be just as tall, if not taller than their Caucasian counterparts. A lot of the tallest people on earth are Asian. A famou... |
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| 3. | offtap | ||
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Offtap: To be in a state of mind and body whereby the influence of MDMA, MDA, MDE, 2CI or other related chemicals have been consumed. It's the inner feelings of these drugs when at their highest, and the outwardly displayed behaviour of teeth grinding, jaw clenching, hugging, waving to strangers, sweating, drinking lots of fluids, slurring, telling people how much they "love and respect them", and of "how offtap they are right now"and dancing for 5 hrs non-stop or more to electronic music - until these effects have worn off. The term appears to be unique to certain parts of the southern hemisphere, especially southern australia - particularly Adelaide. Variations include "bit offtap" meaning you are still kind of feeling the effects of the chemicals and "way offtap" whereby you're thinking you're likely to keep taking drugs forever as it feels so damn good. May also describe the intensity of a bands music if it is full of energy and power or gives excitement in anticipation. This second definition appears to be unique to Australia, but not so much Adelaide
One minute you're standing somewhere chatting to friends, enjoying the wind in your face or the sights of beautiful women passing by, the next, you're barely leaning against a pole or wall somewhere you don't recognise, your eyes rolling towards the back of your head, shaking, drool running down your chin and neck, jaws jammed shut with no-one understanding a word you've just said, pit stains all the way down your shirt-sides and around the back- but with a smile on your face, a bunch of new offtap friends with you and probably one hand on someones crotch or perhaps down your own pants. In short you're in a pretty good mood although depending on where you are at the time you may have people calling the paramedics saying you might be dying, or have just came from a desert and have lost your canteen. Either way you're not likely to care very much about the paramedics, you'll probably offer them a chuppa-chup.
OR 2nd definition. -Insert bandname- goes absolutely offtap. Crowd loves them, OR the night's gunna be offtap, much respect to you and the whole crew eh, not even the birdflu epidemic is gunna stop this one going offtap. |
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| 4. | Brussels | ||
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Capital of Belgium and Europe, Brussels is a very cosmopolitan city of around one million inhabitants.
It is bilingual French-Dutch with, according to estimations, 95% of it's inhabitants speaking good to perfect French. For English and Dutch these figures are 35% and 28% respectively. Consequently, you can now understand why Brussels is such a cosmopolitan city. The fact that it hosts the European Commission and the headquarter of the NATO only adds to this. Brussels also has vibrant districts, such as the Matonge, which form ethnic enclaves. It is culturally very rich, it has a good nightlife, interesting museums, and a world-famous central market square: The Grand Place (it's French name) or the Grote Markt (it's Dutch name: remember Brussels is Bilingual French-Dutch, which in practice means that all street names and signs there are written both in French and Dutch. Policemen are also expected to be bilingual). Monuments in the city include Manneken Pis, the Atomium and the Royal Palace. The climate there is moderate with relatively lots of precipitation, which is typical for the region. To conclude, Brussels is a very nice city that has lots to offer and that, even if it can offer a lot of rain, Brussels remains very nice. "Brussels has the 14th highest living standards in the world!"
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| 5. | Vussetionary | ||
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Vussetionary- a methodilogy of word definition started in Kalamazoo, Michigan, at The Hanger Bar and Grill, in January 2009 by Young Vusse, aka Young Son, aka Nonfiction. The Hanger bar and Grill is made to look like an actual airplane hangar. They offer a pool table and good food specials such as $5.99 burgers and fries on Wednesdays. It is located at 4301 W. Main St. Kalamazoo, MI 49006. It is the only place where Young Vusse is welcomed in the city of Kalamazoo thats why he spends all his time there. If you ever want to see someone spend more money in one night on a Juke Box than any other sane or normal person then visit the hanger any night of the week and watch Young Vusse. VUSSETIONARY ORIGINAL ENTRIES
Vusse= The Man Non-baller= those resembling Pete Rose Young Vusse= the best rapper ever textual relations= having text with a girl str8 ballin= being like Vusse Young Son= Vusse in Spanish Dusty Broad= skanky female The Hanger= coolest place ever Eric Dear= Roy Boy's alter ego the over= Vusse is ballin' I wanna text you up= What Vusse wants to do to Pete's girl Sucking Dick Ass= the worst thing ever Chicago Cubs= the tightest team in the history of teams Repots= don't mess with her cock smoking Q= see: non-baller Dillsnix= Vusse's baby-maker sucking ass= mad not cool The Golden P= highest quality of all P's aka R.R., you all get the point The Barber Shop= Vusse's favorite place Too Short Im a Playa= the best Juke Box song ever Young Vusse, Barbertini and ALweezy= tightest rap group ever |
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| 6. | Tarof | ||
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A persian word for a custom that is ONLY applied in the Iranian culture. It is a way of denying your will to please your counterpart, however the will is only denied because of the custom and not to please the counterpart. But there are situations where tarof persist upon a request to make the counterpart genuinely satisfied. Tarof often causes misunderstandings between both parties and is a source for awkward situations in a social setting. The closest one can come to tarof in the western culture is the question about who´s paying the restaurant bill? This is an awkward situation where everybody in the company is reaching for their wallets and it´s usually resolved by social status, the one with the highest income, biggest reason or most power pays. But, still everyone insists on paying. Common words used in tarof: - Ghabeli nadare = It´s not a big deal - Ghadamet ro cheshm (you can walk on my eyes) = I am small in your presence. - Ghorbanet beram (I will sacrify myself for you) = Thank you very much - Cheshmet roshan (light in your eyes) = You´re worth it - Khaesh mikonam (I do kindness) = You are humbling me Fake tarof: A costumer comes to the cashier to pay for groceries. The cashier says “ it´s okay, you honor me with your presence” When the costumer insists on paying, the charade of tarof continues with a customary word exchange which is culturally learned from a young age. The discussion concludes with a minor argument and the cashier is finally paid the full amount of the groceries and the costumer leaves. more...
Footnote: the cashier wants the cash and the costumer just wants to pay but this is a cultural and social game. Genuine tarof: A person will offer guests every comfort available by discomforting him/herself. Sometimes this leads to offering things above ones means. As an example the host will use the last founds to buy groceries to make an overly pleasant stay for the guest. This may have dire consequences for the host, but this is the generous side of tarof and its only purpose is to satisfy the guest. Footnote: the host is satisfying the guests and feeling good about being a generous and humble person, independent of its consequences. Awkward tarof: A host insists upon a request for the guest to sleep on the main bed while the host him/herself sleeps on the floor. Or a host piling food on a guest’s plate since the host is believing that the guest is tarofing, but the guest is actually full and satisfied. Footnote: the guest feels awkward by putting the host in an uncomfortable situation. The guest might finish all the food to show respect to the host. |
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| 7. | Valuerific | ||
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Products or services of great monetary and material worth with high desirability offered at the highest discounted price Dave bought his Ipad at a valuerific price of $150 online.
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