Crystal river high school 

A very nice looking school but has lots of sluts and fuck boys roaming around without protection located in a meth infested neighborhood. And all the teachers smoke before class.Also all the country kids fuck there relatives.

Do you go to Crystal river high school.

Crystal river high school by Big daddy dicc December 1, 2018

Spanish River High School

School in Boca that actually isn’t that bad because literally all the teachers are super nice but you end up hating the school because all of the white “wood field rich kids” are annoying af and think their the shi, or the white/Hispanic kids who try to act ghetto and say the N word and no one does anything about it. Literally everyone in the school tries to fit in or act “cool” by doing drugs in the bathroom 24/7 but that’s fine because then the normal kids who actually care about their life will actually get into a good college because all the drug addicts will either all be dead by their 20s or ruin their life and not be able to fix it. Also everyone in this school either all looks the same or their ugly there is only that 5% of kids who are actually decent and the school is filled with thirsty guys trying to get laid or girls that are hoes and just want to show of there 13 year old body’s that aren’t even developed. In conclusion the school isn’t a bad school if you were able to remove all the annoying ass kids and only leave like the 60 normal people.

Guy 1: Yo you know Spanish River High School

Guy 2: oh ya that one school filled with those white wanna be rich kids

Spanish River High School by kid who actually cares June 17, 2019

May River High School

May River High School in Bluffton SC is a country club for all the rich white chads that live in Bluffton, but its disguised as a high school, half the kids drive here with pavement princess's for trucks, and the other half come with some expensive looking cars, in the parking lot of the school, you can be standing at any spot in the parking lot and there will be a juul cartridge on the ground, half the teachers here dont even do their job, the staff cares more about dress code than fights, and the bathrooms here might as well just be called the juul rooms. People here blow out all their money on shooting dice and most of the girls here are just snowbunnies that talk shit behind your back, If you are zoned here at any point in time, Run. Because you'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.

Person 1: Oh, what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to May River High School.
Person 1: Oh ok, so that means you've got a juul on you, right?
Person 2: Of course, who at May River doesnt?

May River High School by Blufftonisgarbage January 4, 2019

May River High School

A shitty high school in South Carolina full of edgy white boys who juul constantly, rich bitchy girls who do nothing but spread drama and party, and staff who cares more about people being out of dress code than actually teaching. Home to a giant religious cult known as the Student Section and our supreme overlord, Father Bornscheuer.

Jabroni 1: Where do you go to school?
Jabroni 2: I go to May River High School.
Jabroni 1: Oh shit, you go to May River? What a fucking loser!

May River High School by LittleRichard69 November 10, 2019

Snake River High school

A crummy High school located in the Riverside area of Idaho often abbreviated SR, no single person knows exactly what town it is in. Once a hub for jocks and steroid using champs, Snake river has fallen from grace and become a boring Mormon H.Q., things were not always so bad for SR, once know for everyone hooking up and having fun, even winning state football and basketball sever years in a row, Snake river still has a long standing rivalry with they're much larger counterparts from across the river which many students still lay claim to the other side starting it, but now most students concern themselves about what they're favorite non-alcoholic/caffeinated drink is.

Person 1: Remember when snake river high school was great?

Person 2: yeah man good times, good times.... wana go read the book of Mormon?

Snake River High school by Snow hiker June 28, 2010

bear river high school 

A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.

GOD BEAR RIVER HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS

bear river high school by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 1, 2018

Elk River High School 

Elk River High School is probably one of the worst places ever. If you call some one a name here they will go vape and cut themselves in the bathroom like the emo fuck they are. If a thots ass is hanging out you get your shit clapped for pointing it out. Literally everyone that goes here has an iq of 2.5

Shit I have to go to Elk River High school I hope I don’t see any emos there they might eat my cat or sum shit

Elk River High School by Literally god nigga June 4, 2019