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Archbishop Mccarthy High School 

A school in southwest ranches, florida that thrives off nicotine, money, and partying
Person 1: Do you go to Archbishop Mccarthy high school?
Person 2: Hell yeah im going to pick up juul pods from Muhammad right now!
Person 1: Sweet I’ll tag along!

archbishop molloy high school 

a catholic high school in briarwood, queens, ny-- fondly referred to as "archyourback molloy". filled with white kids who think they're black, white kids who look like they came straight from a vineyard vines catalog, & future NBA stars. you'll find that these kids spend their weekends chugging twisted teas and ritas, but more than half of their graduating class will graduate from the national honors society. in the rare occasion that you happen to graduate before you're expelled for weed--you've made it! regardless, these kids are always the lit (and wasted) ones at a party.
"do you think michael could get us the goods for your party?"
"idk, do you know what school michael goes to?"
"i'm pretty sure he goes to archbishop molloy high school."
"aye then he's the plug!"

Archbishop McCarthy High School 

A lovely community that almost everyone leaves this school going to Broward Community College. The average height at this amazing high school is 5.2 and is invested with our local Weston thots, drug dealers, and crackheads. This school has an AMAZING FOOTBALL TEAM with our AMAZING SCHOOL SPIRIT. This friendly community comes together to enjoy our mass with Father Shidat and his singing. We are protected by our hot daddy deans. There even is a secret pool on the third floor of the school. Come to the school with good tuition prices raising by the minute.
Archbishop McCarthy High School gives many scholarships for students to go to BCC, also known as Broward College.

Archbishop Mccarthy High school 

Archbishop Mccarthy High School 

want to leave class for 20 minutes to get buzzed in the bathroom? want to play for/ cheer on the worst football team in the area? want to sit in mass for 2 hours every month and listen to father’s beautiful voice (it’s especially beautiful when he sings)? want to wear the most unappealing uniform known to man? well head on down to archbishop and join all the fellow fiends, hoes, nerds, and non catholics! it’s only $10,00 to be a part of this wonderful community!
Archbishop Mccarthy High School has an excellent football program!

Archbishop McCarthy High School