being high is probably one of the funnest things you can do. you simply cannot deny that if you smoke. if you don’t smoke, don’t continue to read this. you will not comprehend anything you are about to read.
when you are high, your life becomes so much more vulnerable to fun and excitement, the littlest things become too entertaining to describe.
t.v. is always so much more entertaining when under the influence of marijuana; for example:
music videos always seem SO much more amazing.
random, annoying t.v. shows that normally seem irritating and scripted, such as maury or jerry springer, all of a sudden seem SO enthralling and intense.
you also discover what shows and movies were written by people whom were high.
every show has someone who 'looks like someone you know'.
you discover that a black women's restriction to beating their boyfriend’s ass is to bounce their knees up and down on their chair real quick and bob their head around a lot and swear and wave their arms. they also repeat sentences or numerous words over and over again. like, 'oh you already know, you already know'.
background music in commercials are incredibly fun to dance to. it all sounds like techno for some reason.
shows like family guy and movies like half baked finally make SO much sense. matter of fact, so does a lot of other things.
eating is always much more pleasurable,
every food seems exotic and foreign in taste.
eating seems to bring down your high though, and makes it seem much shorter. you may discover not eating makes your high seem SO much longer.
you consume things you normally never would have, and wonder how you lived without it.
every food you can't stop eating is automatically you're legit 'munchie food'
you recall past memories from your childhood that you hadn't thought about in years.
you know you're high when you do random little jigs to yourself.
houses you’ve rarely been in are especially fun when you’re high.
almost everyone goes through the ‘laughing fit’, where you laugh so hard over absolutely nothing that your insides are completely sore. this is rare after a long time of smoking, though.
an intense feeling of confusion inserts into your brain and you find simple things like rainfall to be ridiculously hard to understand and interesting.
being your complete self doesn't seem that hard to do anymore.
there’s almost always a permanent smile on your face, it’s hard to make it go away, even while your preparing the 4 bags of tostitos to make nachos for 2.
you have consistent 'revelations' and try your hardest to explain what you found out.
everyone, and everyTHING, you see, ‘knows’ you’re high, from your younger brother who walked by and said ‘what’s up’ to the squirrel you had to pass by on the way back inside.
you spray every febreeze, axe can, and perfume bottle you see on everyone and everything you feel smoke smell is evaporating off of.
not a lot seems to be bothering you anymore, and tomorrow seems light-years away. you just want to live for the moment.
insignificant, diminutive noises, such as birds chirping, seem very loud and unnoticed before that very moment.
when you are high, music sounds overall godlike.
parts or solo's in songs occur, but you've never once heard of them before. being high made you listen.
dancing comes as natural as breathing.
strobe lights/and or black lights always enhance your dancing mood.
be careful when amongst parents or other weed-hating people, it may be very obvious you are under the influence of such grand highness. your eyes will be very glossy, almost looking like that of a doll. they are also slightly tinted red, a dead give away. not to mention how tired and squinty they will be. the smell of weed smoke doesn’t last as long as that of a cigarette’s, but it is still always good to spray and maybe use a few eye drops.
most common terms for weed consist of:
and obviously plenty of others
remember, this fascinating plant came from this earth, and it’d be a tragedy to waste it’s valuable recourses.
i just picked up mad bud, let's go smoke a bowl & get high!
The state I am in now. For the 5 people who have never gotten high, I will try to explain it. at first, before you are really high, you become really giddy and will laugh at the slightest thing. you also may remember random things and pointlessly share them. When you are high, it feels very much like your dreaming. when you are sober, it may be hard to remember wut happened when you were high, much like how its hard to remember a dream after you wake up. when you are high, your vision gets messed up. some people compare it to watching your vision in a movie theater. for example, if you turned on your tv while high, it may seem like you are sitting in a movie theater watching a movie of yourself turning on a tv in the first person. also, you see things in a different perspective. if you are high enough, your own house can seem completely different! music is also heard in a different perspective. it can seem like the music surrounds you. I like to describe it as being "in the music". Different music can have different effects on you. old school rock can make you trip out or go crazy. rap can make you freestyle better than you ever thought possible. techno can actually sound cool. your balance and coordination are afffected when you are high. you frequently move around and almost fall if you're high enough. simple tasks (like typing this) can be a lot harder when you're high. also watching things can be different, particulary animated things. I strongly recomend watchin the a...more...
You know your *high* when you exhibit the following characteristics:
1. you laugh uncontrollably because you realize how high you are and how high everyone else is and how everything else you wouldn't give a second thought about when your sober is now compltely ridicoulous.
2. your vision gets really sensitive and your eyes may feel like they're messed up. don't worry, thats just pressure being relieve from them caused by an excess of blood flow to the cornea and conjuctiva.
3. you find yourself thinking about something deeply introspective (metacognition) and then completely forget what you were thinking about, then spend all your mental energy on trying to remember what you were thinking about, only for you to forget that you were trying to remember something you forgot about and just start to think about something completley different.
4. your sexual desire will increase, and you will talk to anything that you want to engages in sexual intercourse with, with complete disregard for what your actually saying. if you do engage in a sexual act you will find that it will be incredible and every sensation you feel will be better by an exponential margin.
5. music sounds amazing. you will hear every single instrument used, without really listening to it. certain genres of music and certain musicians will make your high feel elevated. music will put your mind into a pensive and contemplative state and you can spend hours engaged in this activity.
6. your apetite will i...
Hard to describe, but basically the feelings that you get after smoking a whole load of weed. After the first few J's you get a bit light-headed and if you keep smoking then everything can seem absoluteley hilarious and set yuo laughing for a good ten minutes, especially funny shit on TV, or funny words like 'Gognay'.
After the giggles stage you get unbelievably lazy and physically cant move off the sofa, unless you have the munchies as well when you go and demolish the whole cupboard full of food. When you're high music and film can seem to have a deeper relevance and more meaning to you. You can also spend ages looking at nothing in particular and getting forgetful and confused, which is hilarious. After that inevitably come sleep usually, and you spin out when you put your head down, I also get real paranoid sometimes. SO basically thats what being high is and its fuckin great to be honest. beats getting pissed anyday.
I was so high that I tried to walk up the stairs and ended up going out of the front door.
"Tilly Toom Tong?! Who the fuck is Tilly Toom Tong?"
It's hard to describe. I guess it can be best related as a wonderful warm fuzzy feeling throughout your body, slowly coursing from head to toe. you can feel.. seriously.. everything in your body just like.. buzzing with intense warm heat. and you feel so relaxed. you feel like a big wet noodle. well, a semi-wet noodle. one that hasn't been.. well... fully wettnened.. fuck if I know.. but yeah. there ya go.
Damn son. I'm so fuckin high right now. I am no longer physically able to move any of my limbs. dude pass the bong.
Under the influence of marijuana. Everything seems to slow down, and become better. Music seems much better, and you seem to understand it more. While high people may experience enhanced creativity and artistic skills. A high individual can still function, however he/she will not be crisp. Some people are able to drive as good as normal, because they are aware of the imparement, and are able to control themselves. A high can last from 40 minutes to several hours, depending on the quality, strain, and method of smoking(pipe, joint, blunt, bong, blades, lungs etc.) New users may experience a bad high, panic attacks, very red eyes, and coughing their heads off.
I got so high today, I felt like I was on a boat.
a state of complete and total okay-ness. everything is fine and nothing is wrong. the best feelingin the world. i am high right now and it is amazinggggg. i love it. go. get high. now.
when you smoke weed, you get high
after smoking some bud, this feeling washes upon you like a warm wave. The first noticable sign you get is when everything takes on a hazy effect. Its like, a weight being lifted off your shoulders. Then you get the giggles. Everything seems to be funny. And if you can't control yourself, its difficult to stop. Its hard not to smile. You difinatly don't want to be around anyone who isnt high, because they just won't get it.
Being high is a very hard feeling to describe.
You get really hungry. Please, try not to eat everything. You'll regret it in the morning.
POPSYCLES ARE THE SHIT WHEN YOU'RE HIGH
try it =]
The best way to know the feeling of being high is to experience it for yourself.
So stop reading this...and go burn.
I was gonna go to class, but i got high.
I coulda cheated, and i coulda passed, but i got high