| 1. | cracked egg baby | ||
|
a baby who will be born under a high risk pregnany (a mother is 35 or older), and therefore has a higher chance of being special "She's pregnant! How old is she?"
"SHe's 42" "Oh man, that's going to be a cracked egg baby" |
|||
| 2. | Middlesbrough | ||
|
A town in the north-east of England, situated on the river Tees, which is also the largest town in Europe, just because it hasn't been made into a city yet. Home of the smoggie, named after the ICI chemical plant and other industries which fill the air with pollution and make the sky turn brown in winter. Locals call both the town and the football team (Middlesbrough FC) "Boro", while outsiders misspell the town's name as MiddlesbOrough. There is a distinctive Teesside accent, distinguishable from Geordie, despite what the producers of Steel River Blues would like you to think.
more...
Landmarks include the Transporter Bridge, the largest aerial ferry in the world (though there are only about three), the Newport Bridge, and various monuments in and around the town to commemmorate Captain James Cook, the explorer who discovered Australia and was born in the local area. The inhabitants will be quick to complain about the virtual lack of any other famous monuments, and a dearth of celebrities. Other famous people from the town include (and are largely limited to): Kirsten O'Brien, the children's TV presenter; Paul Daniels, the magician; and a few footballers. Though not a very old, famous or prestigious town, residents realise its merits when they find out there are rarely gridlocks at rush hour, unlike most other towns and cities, despite the limitations of there only being two main roads into the town centre. This is possibly becaus... |
|||
| 3. | Freshman Girl Syndrome | ||
|
A chronological disorder developed by the majority of Freshman Girls, as they enter into high school. more...
Symtoms: Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos. Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots. When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted. What Happens: Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control. What Increases your risk: Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge. When to call a doctor: When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict. FGS can result in: Social disasters High School drop outs Drug Addiction extreme naiveness loss of friends Unprotected sex teen pregnancy HIV/AIDS DEATH In Closing: FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD. |
|||
| 4. | Newport | ||
|
Newport is a city in south wales. It's highlights include Pill, Murder Central, Duffryn, Drug Land, Ringland, Home to teenage pregnancy, Mauland, Home to the care-home children,the shittycentre and many more. Newport has a selection of drug addicts, pregnant teenagers, benefit cheats, council estates and chavs. It is not uncommon to be approached outside newport train station by nasty infected hookers or chavs asking for cigarettes from the Pupil referral unit around the corner, full of Newport's wildest teenagers, incidentally right next to a primary school of small children. The centre hosts a fantastic greggs pasty shop and Everything-For-A-Pound Shop. Newport does not have a Poundland. If you happen to stop in newport, be sure to thoroughly cleanse yourself afterwards as there is a high risk of contracting bird flu due to the pidgins that just wont, or maybe cant, fly away from the foyer on Newports bank (Robbed 305 times since 2003) You will also find that Newport offers a complimentary mugging service to all visitors provided by the youth there. And sometimes the mothers of the youths. Because the mothers are still youths. Newport citizens enjoy weed. Most "females" in newport have no idea what their natural skin colour is due to the copious amounts of shit, or foundation smeared across their skin. Normal, good, newport citizens are rare, but can be found hiding under rocks. more...
|
|||
| 5. | t mind | ||
|
Teenage Sex
more...
Teenagers in the United States are experimenting with sexual activities more and more today than ever before. According to Charles Krauthammer, "Sex oozes from every pore of the culture and there's not a kid in the world who can avoid it." (Meier, 1994, p. 7). Teenagers are surrounded by some sort of sexual connotations all the time. Whether it is television, radio, school, or even the Internet, teenagers are hearing the affects of sex on our society. The price that teenagers pay for being sexually active greatly outweighs any advantages. The period of puberty occurs somewhere between the ages of 10 and 14 for most but can vary for different people. Heredity, health problems, and emotional and physical stress can cause these variations. Teens begin to experiment with the opposite sex by hugging, kissing and other forms of sexual expression. People are capable of creating babies as soon as puberty begins. Teens also watch more television and listen to more music developing their own unique personalities. According to one study, about 65,000 sexual acts or comments on prime-time television occur every year (Meier, 1994, p. 9). In the movies or on television, the actors and actresses make sex look easy, fun and glamorous. It appears to be something everyone is doing. On television shows like "Dawson's Creek", sex is usually the major topic of the entire show. Whether it is guys and girls, guys and guys, girls and girls, or multiple persons of each sex, the sex ac... |
|||
| 6. | Punjabi Condoms | ||
|
Extra-small (XS), low-durability & low-cost rubbers for men. Manufactured for Punjabi males, or in Punjab itself. To be distinguished from Hindustani Condoms, which (being just small or S) are slightly larger, & to be contrasted with Dravidian Condoms, which are very large (L & XL) & of high durability. more...
It is well-known that us Punjabi males require smaller condoms, so as to reduce slippage rates & fit the Punjabi Penis, which ranks right down alongside the Irish Penis, German Penis & Greek Penis at the bottom of the scale for Caucasoid-Mongoloid men. Meanwhile, the short duration of Punjabi Love virtually removes the necessity of high durability for Pentapotamian rubbers, while the typically anal & homosexual orientation of Punjabi Sex implies a reduced risk of pregnancy & thus eliminates the need for condom sturdiness. As Punjabis say, "Boond mein phata; Phir m... |
|||
