|435.||Michigan Credit Card|
A "Michigan Credit Card" is known in the state of Michigan as a "Bridge Card" or EBT card. Its food stamps in a Debit Card format. Due to the states current employment issues, many people, including those just out of high school who have never even attempted to work a day in their life but already have a child or 2 and one on the way, obtain Michigan Credit Cards. The cards accounts are "filled" on particular days throughout the month, and if you go shopping on these certain days, you will be able to discern those using their Michigan Credit Card from those who actually work for a living. Simply give a cursory examination of the grocery carts' contents, and watch the shopping habits of the shoppers themselves. The Michigan Credit Card users grab many of one or several items, usually national brand items, without checking price, etc.. People who work for a living will carefully select those items which they can afford, looking for sale or marked-down items, denying themselves "extras" such as ice-cream, ho-ho's, and Mountain Dew 24 packs (all of which can be found in a MCC users cart) instead buying hamburger and other essentials. These essentials are usually the store brand. Although Michigan Credit Cards are for grocery shopping, MANY gas stations and party stores accept Michigan Credit Cards.
Dave--DUDE....what is up with those two 18 year-olds with tenderloin and porterhouse steaks in their cart? I bust my ASS for a living and Im buying hamburger.
Mike--Check the date on the calendar, dude. Im sure its ALLLL goin on their Michigan Credit Card..or cardS.
1) A small, prickly animal resembling an echidna. These creatures can talk in nasal squeaky voices, and absolutely adore cheeseburgers and fanta. Native to WuzzyWorld, where squillions of them live, however many wander around on Earth where they are not noticed by most people as they are able to camoflage themselves to look just like their surroundings. They are exceedingly dim and retarded, however very hard to kill which is good as they are constantly being run over, falling off cliffs etc. Say 'Neeee hah!' a lot. Many have specific names such as Lord High Wuzzy, the Wuzzy of Great Authority (who is exceedingly intelligent by wuzzy standards), Burger Seller Wuzzy, Baked Bean Wuzzy, Lemon Meringue Pie Wuzzy, Wuzzy Ho, General Wuzzy, etc.
2) A mini-wuzzy, ie. an extra small wuzzy. Mini wuzzys are much more violent than the placid normal wuzzys, and are constantly annoying everyone by trying to take over the world. They never suceed as they are too small and pathetic.
3) A cute animal, or just an animal.
1) Bob: Oh look, a wuzzy!
Dave: Damn, it's eating my burger!
Wuzzy: BURGERS nee hah! *slurps up burger*
2) Bob: Oh look, a tiny wuzzy!
Dave: Quick, somebody stamp on it
Mini wuzzy: BEND TO MY WILL PUNY HUMANS, I SHALL- *squish*
3) Bob: Aw look a sheep
Dave: Yeah, it's so wuzzy!
Sheep: le BAA
Bob: I think it's french
Sheep: le Baa et BleatBaa
Dave: Yeah definately french.
|437.||The Cody Adams Shot|
The Cody Adams happens when, upon having intercourse, a man ejaculates directly into the partner's hair.
After a night of heavy action, Jeremy finished his job with The Cody Adams Shot.
Janging JANG-nound JANG ING verb
Janging refers to the process by which a nut has been busted, and ejeculate is shot, specifically similar to jizzing which is slang for ejeculation janging takes emphasis for comedic ways of doing so originally most commonly as jizzing on a fake or hair, breasts or back of a woman but as time went on these examples fell under the catagory of quite mainstream jizzing tecqniques so janging now is a loose term for jizzing (funnier way of saying it) or specifically a really funny way of having busted. Examples of both below .
1. "Man I made the spider man hand gesture as I was beating it off in her face"
"epic jang bro"
2." Dude its been a great month Ive been janging all over town, 3 chicks in one week and then I janged the shit out of this one ho' "
3. "yo shes so dirty she let me jang on her tits and we met up with her parents for dinner like 10 min later I was laughing the whole time, I think I could smell it "
"your like the high risk jang champion dude"
3. In the famous hollywood comedy "Theres something about marry" Actor Ben Stillers characher jangs so hard he cant find where he busted a nut, and is later discovered by actress Cameron Diaz's charachter as what she mistakes for hairgel and promtly applies to her own hair- Historians note this is possibly the worlds first apreance of a major janging in American pop culture
4. In United States politics, the Bill Clinton- Monica lewinsky sex scandal was at one point in a pivitol moment when allegations of a dress worn by Mrs.Lewinsky that had been stained with semen was a public relations nightmare and one awsomely funny janging story
A Male/Female who generally is in high school or college. Most of the time females become lesbians because being straight is way to mainstream. The men either dress like they are gay or have gay friends. Hipsters tend to Dress out of the norm meaning Pants that go all the way up to their belly button /shorts and or a Loose Tshirt or Random Grandma Sweater that generally has a random animal on it. Hipsters like wearing combat boots or creepers. In modern days hipsters are NOT called sluts although most of the time they dress just as bad or even worse than the normal ho-bags of our everyday life. OR they show absolutely NO skin and wear long skirts and high collared shirts. They also enjoy movies that no one has heard of and English/British shows they find on NetFlix. Hipsters like tea.
"Oh my FECK! That guy Austin is such a Hipster."
"Bloody Hell, you saw that Lesbian over there, yeah?"(shrug)
A city in a town called Idaho. It is in the north west and is filled with attractive, intelligent people who dislike the comment "thats right! u-da-ho!" Also, Boise is the largest city in Idaho and most technologically advanced. Boise holds one of the most academically acclaimed high schools in America along with one of the "best places to live" in the country. If you do not live in Boise, you are missing out.
"yo where u frm hmie?"
"I'm from Boise, Idaho."
"udaho alrght! i hrd tht place is dum"
"Who's the one that can spell, you ignoramus."
|441.||White girl fetish|
When men of a different ethnic group fantasize about "nailing" a white girl for the sexual and taboo thrill.
"Yo my sons...ya'll see that fine looking white girl ova ther?!"
"*sucks teeth* Naaaahhh man yous high or sometin, that ho be mad fugly; yous got a white girl fetish like fo reals."