| 64. | GMAT | ||
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1) noun: prerequisite examination for MBA programs, constructed by formerly tortured high school nerds as a way to bitch slap formerly popular jocks and student government (presently college students with Greek affiliations aka sorority sluts and frat boys) later in life. Causes retinal bleeding, brain aneurysms, and wrist slitting behavior. Requires $250 fee and advanced scheduling. Depletes social life; causes anxiety, irritability, and loss of libido. Often taken in multiple dosages to ensure suicidal temptation.
2) noun: intelligence comparison tool for young business professionals. 1) "Hey, wanna hook up on Valentine's day?"
"Sorry, I've got a hot date with my GMAT book. I'll be killing myself shortly after it cums and I clean up the paper skeet." 2) One business professional to another, during an after hours social networking event: "What was your GMAT score? I got a 750!" "A lady never reveals her age, weight or GMAT score." |
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| 65. | Australia | ||
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A fucking wasteland excuse of a country that prides itself on so called "conservation" and "saving the world"
And they honor these morals by raping and pillaging ALL the good acres of land for poorly built fucking expensive houses in which only Asian bastards and American cunts can buy only to turn into rentals where the fee's are unfair and high. But this won't stop Australians pride themselves on valuing the economy and tourism and destroying precious forests to build more houses for people that don't live here, not to mention the center is a desert and the best parts to live are around the coast where all the forest is, so if the forest is in the way of $ forest gotta go! Australia is just as full of cocksucking bullshit, braindead shitheaded faggots and Australians equivelant of rednecks (see RSL club members) that ignore all flaws and pride Australia for what it Once was, now its an overdeveloped shithole with a diminishing wildlife population. I am Australian and it was once a country i loved, and its being destroyed for profits sake.
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| 66. | William Shakespeare | ||
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A man from history that wrote plays pomes and other things that you can barly understand and half the words sound made up. The Tragedy of Macbeth
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by William Shakespeare ACT I SCENE I. A desert place. Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches First Witch When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain? Second Witch When the hurlyburly's done, When the battle's lost and won. Third Witch That will be ere the set of sun. First Witch Where the place? Second Witch Upon the heath. Third Witch There to meet with Macbeth. First Witch I come, Graymalkin! Second Witch Paddock calls. Third Witch Anon. ALL Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air. Exeunt SCENE II. A camp near Forres. Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant DUNCAN What bloody man is that? He can report, As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt The newest state. MALCOLM This is the sergeant Who like a good and hardy soldier fought 'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend! Say to the king the knowledge of the broil As thou didst leave it. Sergeant Doubtful it stood; As two spent swimmers, that do cling together And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald-- Worthy to be a rebel, for to that The multiplying villanies of nature Do swarm upon him--from the western isles Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied; And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling, Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak: For brave Macbeth--well he deserves tha... |
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| 67. | middle school | ||
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One of the worst places imaginable. Usually 6-8th grades,but some are 5-8th grades,others 7-8th grades. Lunches are overpriced. Whenever I pay a lunch fee,I normaly accumulate some new lunch debt the very same day. Some teachers are nice,and can talk to you about anything,others are mean and give you tons of homework that is due the next day. After this,you go to high school,which I hear is even worse. In middle school,there is a lot of drama,and fakes on every corner. Popular brands that the popular (see:fakes) kids wear is Hollister,Abercrombie And Fitch,and Aeropostale. Some people become emo,and people start labeling you. (see:label) Plus,there are a lot of tests that leave you tired and unhappy. Some boys get into fights to prove that they're tough,and girls (some) love gossip. Once people get into middle school,they think that they are mature,and that they're awesome,but they're not. Boyfriends last a week or less. Some lose elementary school friends,others make new ones. I can go on and on,but I think by now,you get my point. Trevor (whom is is in fifth grade,about to go into middle school):"Yay! Middle school next year!"
Trevor (now in middle school):"Middle school sucks. Girls become idiots,boys are pervs,and I lost most of my elementary school friends. I don't really have any new friends,and everyone thinks I'm a loser because I try to get by." |
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| 68. | OINO | ||
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"Open In Name Only" - When a business uses the buzzword "open" even though it the technology in question is protected by patents, copyrights, or trade secrets. Why does CrappyMegaIdiotSoft's OpenSolitaireCardGame use the word "open" in the title? The source code is not available!
Same with IdiotMegaSoftwareCorp's patented OpenPENIS High Security Encryption System. It's protected by a patent and they restrict use to companies who pay an expensive licensing fee. Both of these are OINO, that's "Open in Name Only." Don't be fooled by corporate buzzwords. |
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| 69. | Super Slide | ||
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Approx. 50 foot high 100 foot wide slide that was a family amusement before they invented water slides. It was shaped like a wave with about three humps. You paid a small fee and slid down. 1960s fad the went under due to lack of interest and law suits. Wanna go on the Super Slide?
Ok! Here we go! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! |
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| 70. | Noob | ||
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Just go Play Halo 3 on Xbox Live.... Betrayers (Team Killers)
People who drive enemies into your bases People who delete your maps annoying fags on xbox live voice mics Anyone who wears full recon Anyone who refuses to admit there a noob Anyone who is a high level but sucks at the game If you say someone sucks, and they challenge you to a 1 v. 1 and you win they are a noob, if they win, you are a noob. You can to experience noobs in your household for a low fee of $60.00 a year with Microsoft's Xbox Live. _____________________________________________________ Or Playstation Network for free* *Any free service for gaming is slower and full of larger amount of noobs (PS3) |
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