Consumption of bready foods without drinking sufficient liquids, leading to an episode of rapid, painful hiccups. Two or three drinks of water usually alleviates bread hiccups but also causes a short pain as the bready food is dislodged in the throat.
That banana bread was so good that I forgot to drink something with it and ended up getting horrible bread hiccups.
Any lighttruck exhibiting one or more of the following:
Any part or all of a rebel flag.
Bumper stickers mentioning guns, fishin', or hound dogs.
Decals depicting anyone pissing on anything.
"Now there's a hickup truck, complete with Yosemite Sam mud flaps."