that guy your mom tells you about when you're little. he's the one that makes you smile when you're upset over a blue waffle. his jokes seem endless. there is no happy day without his presence. he is talented in so many ways, only the best girl could keep up. he pokes fun at /b/tards and the new generation kids. he listens to classic oldies. he's the guy you take home to meet your family and friends. he has the coolest car. he is proud of everything he has, but is never ungrateful. he keeps his priorities in check. he is the guy that everyone approves of. he won't let you give him hickies, in attempt to remain socially acceptable. his favorite color is blue. he's amazing at the guitar. rocketman is the one guy you can call at any time and complain about all the stupid drama you have just to end up with a smile on your face. you'll always be able to trust him. he's simply, everything you'll ever want in a man. he'll take you to the moon if you let him.
danielle: hey rocketman, when are you going to take me to the moon?
nathan: when i rack up the courage, sweetheart.
a Mosquito that attacks the NECK regions on a body
like a vampire.
that fucking vampito kept me up all night
great my boyfriend is gona think i have hickies and
wont believe me when i tell him "it was the vampito"
Trash Tags are commonly called Hickies ( Love Bites) on neck, bust, anywhere, indicitive of slutty tendancies. they may also have tramp stamps. Usually given to White trash or any other promiscuous Females. White trash is an American English pejorative term referring to white people in the United States, suggesting a lower social class
Coal Burner Slut Whore Promiscuous White Booty Married Slut Bar Slut trailer trashWhite Trash hoe SkankyNasty Tramp Stamps Promiscuous Blow Job Slut Wife Slut Trainer Cuckold Pick-Up Easy Trash Tags
Bitches be Crazy
Charles: (wakes up with symmetrical hickies on his neck from a night out)
Charles: I didn't make out with her, she attacked my face with her mouth.
Dave: why did she stop talking to you?
Charles: because I slept with her friend.
Dave: I don't follow
Charles: neither do I, bbc
A woman with a pooch belly who may be mistaken for a prostitute/stripper; A man with a pooch belly who looks/acts overtly gay.
Wow, who was that sperm belly you were talking to, Ray?
I don't know, but I think he wanted to give me hickies on my back!
An erotic sport involving the proper use of a woman’s boobs as the most fun toys ever, often resulting in several third degree boob hickies. An especially intense game of boob hockey will inevitably result in severe, morning-after boob pain.
“My boobs are SO sore!”
“Why are your boobs SO sore?”
“Because last night, Dante and I got into a really heated boob hockey tournament!”
“Kandi was nippin’ out for 8 days straight after the boob hockey championship last night!”
a big fat guy with a hairy ass. who has man boobs and only wears his own beard and a belly button ring. fumdrulkes usually are really gay yet horny. and like to hook up with hot guys in the ass at the stripclub every tuesday morning. hey spends most of his time watching tv, especially the porn channel and the infomercials. he thinks P90X is the answer and that baremineral covers up his hickies in his restricted areas that his sheman herman gave to him for a halloween suprise!!!! well fumdrolkes are usually not emotionally secure enouf to slleep with people cause he wets his bead and wore dipers in 5th grade.
the fumdrulke murderd his eldest child alfonso
your moms a fundrulke
fuck you fundrulke
quit being a fundrulke and put ur thong back on