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I live in louisiana so obviously my definition is accurate seeing as how i know many 'hicks'.
The crude term hick is for an uneducated (or not properly educated) person who in result mispronounces words and is not very smart it is true that there are people in southern states that live this way but it is a common misconception that everyone in louisiana is a hick also people do not eat roadkill and possom pie these are terms, nick names, for certain types of food and many people eat food that has been in there family for generations, cornbread, red beans and rice, people living in the southern states and rural areas do no have sex with there siblings or relatives therefore with this definition now added i hope that people instead of ranking themselves highly over people like that they should take a second look and rank themselves lower you never hear about a 'hick' writing unkind and untrue definition of people just because of the place they live, their income, or the type of food available for them to eat so next time your make a redneck joke consider this if you had to hunt and kill most of your food to survive you wouldn't be making fun of other people in that situation
Jack is such a hick i can't understand anything he says.
by Wacky July 12, 2004
 
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An individual who resides in Orfordville, WI.
A hick rides his tractor to school.
by guesswho April 15, 2004
 
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a dirty person who lives on the woods. sometimes they don't live in the woods but they still are inbred have sex with there cousins and stuff
That hick raped my dog last night.
by slopass December 12, 2002
 
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Stupid lazy, uncultured, angry, poor, and bored white person (generally) with little or no tolerance to anyone different than themselves.
The hick thought it was 50 cent draft night, he was so distraught about having to pay a whole dollar he complained about it for the next 5 days.
by Rebecca April 10, 2004
 
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A derogatory term for certain rural dwellers used to play up the overrated hype of urban conformity. Hicks reject modern doctrines of chasing class, sophistication, and materialism either outrightedly, or because they can't be bothered with venturing out of their simple yet humble lifestyles. They tend to not worry about insignificant things like trends and fashions and sometimes walk into the bank wearing their "shitkickers" to enjoy disgusted reactions. They are often called old fashioned but know that the urban community established by capitalist bankers and freemasons with too much money and power is only a temporary thing that like most fads will go out of fashion in due time. Too one's disgust, "City slickers" and urbanites who are generally regarded as being more refined or worldly have earned more favorable names like "gentleman", "intellectual", "beau", and "smoothy" mostly due to the fact that they, the ones in control of urban hubs and centers are also the ones in control of mass public influence, and the English language for that matter. After all, the country people are responsible for the bucolic plague!
After Bush got elected for his second term, the Waits family said "the hell with this fascist crapola!" and retired to the country to be hicks.
by Jesse Stacey February 08, 2007
 
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Characteristics of an extreme stereotype hick: lower class white person who wears nascar and/or wwf attire, jnco jeans, sweaty tanktops, lives in a trailor, has a ton of junk in their front law and probably has second or third cousins living with them.
Hicks like nascar and wrestling.
by H B M June 30, 2004
 
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1. a noun; A derogatory term describing or referring to a person from a rural background or community. The noun hick usually describes lower class whites raised in rural areas on trailer parks or hog farms. Generally used more for Midwesterners and people from southern Ontario than Southerners (see: redneck)
General defining characteristics of a hick: Protestant upbringing, usually Baptist; racist and sexist opinions; does not attend collage ; dumber than a post. They often have poor grammar and drive pickup trucks. They care very little for the environment and often do not realize that their livelihood farming, is dependent upon a healthy and stable environment. However they are not solely farmers. In fact most hick's live in rural areas and live off welfare because they are too stupid to know how to farm.
They can usually be identified through the usage of the following words. Y'all, Yous (They fail to recognize that you can be both plural and singular) We's Thems, etc.
Thus they have poor comprehension of vocabulary and basic tenants of the English language.
Kerri Lee Smith: Thems people from the city are such butt fucking idiots.
Me: I can't believe how stupid my roommate is. I cannot believe she just said that yet spent all weekend being fucked in the ass, thus failing to see the irony of such a statement.
I wish she would just drive her pickup truck back to her fucking trailer park.

Further Example: (In hick writing) "Yous people turn them alarm Clocks of! Its 1:30 PM in the morning! I cant gets no sleep cuz of yous butt fucking idiots! I'm horney!"

"I pokes my urethra with a Pencil to get them bacterias out"

N.B. My Roommate Kerri Lee Smith is such a huge fucking hick. She calls all people from the city butt fucking idiots and usually demonstrates poor grammar. E.g using expressions such as "good on ya", "sure as fuck",
by Owen Jones November 28, 2007