A giant hole in the middle of nowhere. Filled with Rednecks, And old crusty people. With absolutely NOTHING to do ever except go to walmart. There is only a small group of people that are actually cool in this town. Your lucky if you EVER get out of this place.

Hibbing (n): synonyms: Hickville, armpit, one horse town: definition- a small ass hickville town in northern Minnesota. Built by inbred ugly farmers in the 1800's. nothing has changed much except for the addition of a walmart, movie theater and a lowe's department store. this town seriously sucks MAJOR ass to live in. if you live here, your parents most likely work in the mines. Everyone here above the age of 40 is a religeous freak, or a drunk, or both. the population is roughly 16,000. and 90% of that is retired people, who shit themselves every day and wear diapers. we have 5 nursing homes, and a bar to person ration of 1 bar for every 500 people. and a church to person ratio of one church for every 1,500 persons, (you think im joking, those are the actual numbers) The high school is actually one of the best educated in the state, which explains why 87% f students get the hell outta Hibbing after they graduate. It sucks to go to, because its full of preps who think their all that, or skater kids who think their hardcore, or the emo kids who think their emo, but they aren't and everyone hates you if your not exactly like them. conformity is common in Hibbing. EVERYONE here loves hockey, except for a few people with a full mouth of teeth. if you dont like hockey and you live here, you will be outcasted like helen keller in a music club. Also, since these people are all close minded and religeous, being a homosexual to them is worse than being a murderer or a child rapist....

adj,v : word used to describe girls that act retarded. Whether it be annoying, drunk, slutty, etc.

adj,v : word used to describe girls that act retarded. Whether it be annoying, drunk, slutty, etc.