| 1. | hi-ooo | ||
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A way to grab attention of people in a room and basically show you have arrived. There is alot of different people chatting in a room and you walk in and shout hi-ooo and they all notice you.
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| 2. | Emomazing | ||
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something thats totally amazingly emo like!
Darseagul: "OMG I love your leather Jacket its soo....
Plays With Squirrels: "emo"? Darseagul: "ooo Emo!" Plays With Squirrels: "yah like Emomazing!" |
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| 3. | Phony Navy SEAL | ||
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An idiot who pretends to be a Navy SEAL, but never was one. Some phony SEALs do it to impress chicks at a bar, and others do it because they want everyone in their life to believe that they were a Navy SEAL. Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all. Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place. "Hi, my name's John Smith, I'm a Navy SEAL and I've done a lot of ""black ops"" in foreign countries and killed a ton of people!"
"What class were you?" "My what?" "Your BUD/S Class....?" "20 Bravo Delta 1" "You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!" |
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| 4. | Numberwang | ||
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The rules are fairly simple but the process for finding NumberWang is nearly impossible. The process for finding NumberWang used to take hours and hours to find because the formula was an entire 1400 page text book. Now, finding NumberWang is simple. You say a number that you think is NumberWang and the NumberWang Robot, Coloson, will answer for you. However during the early 1960's apearance of Coloson on TV, Coloson decided to take over the world and said "I am NumberWang, The world is NumberWang, therefore I am the world!" The makers of Coloson, who forsaw this event, installed a fail-safe. The only way to stop Coloson was to show it a picture of a chicken. Now Coloson is kept in the basement of the BBC TV Center. NumberWang is now a world phenomonon. It is on Austrailian TV, New Zealand TV and even American TV where instead of saying "Thats NumberWang!!" they say "Yes, That is a number..." {first TV NumberWang}
more...
Host: Good Evening and welcome to a new piece of enlessness which we're calling, NumberWang. Miss. Julia... Julia: 7 Host: We'll just have to check that with the Boffins. Was that NumberWang? Boffin 1: It'll take a few hours im afraid... Host: Well, In the mean time, some music (hums British National Anthem) {Later TV NumberWang} Host Robert Robinson: Ahhh, Hello hello, welcome to NumberWang with me Robert Robinson and the worlds first commercial NumberWang solving computer, Coloson Coloson: I AM COLOSON Host Robert Robinson: Indeed you are, Round one will begin. Miss Julia to play first Julia: 7 Host Robert Robinson: Could it be NumberWang? Coloson? Coloson: NO Host Robert Robinson: Ahh, would that it were NumberWang alas it is not. {Even Later less boring NumberWang} Host: Round 2, Fish Numbers! Julia? Julia: EEL-even Host: Lets ask Coloson... Where's he gone? Oh my God, Coloson's lose! Coloson: I AM COLOSON, I AM NUMBERWANG, THE WORLD IS NUMBERWANG, THEREFORE I AM THE WORLD! YOU MUST ALL DIE! I AM COLOSON, I AM NUMBERWANG, THE WORLD IS NUMBERWANG! (sees picture of a chicken) I OBEY! (Today's NumberWang) Host: Hi and welcome to the maths game that simply everyones talking about! Julia any pets? Julia: no Host: ok, Simon? Simon: yes Host: great! Any hobbies? Julia: yes Simon: no Host: exellent! Lets play NumberWang!! Julia you start. Julia: 11 Simon: 25 Julia: 6... |
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| 5. | AWI | ||
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(Accidental Wave Interception) *Pronounced: "eh-dub-eye" The embarrassing occurrence when an acquaintance waves in your general direction and you politely wave back, only to look behind you and find that the wave was not intended for you! (extra points for vocal "hello" included...) *from across the room*
"Hey there!" "Oh hi! I didn't even see...you..." *trails off as the waver walks by to the person they were seeking* (from a friend) "Ooo...that was some mad AWI action..." |
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| 6. | Teenopause | ||
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When at an undefined age, between 12 and 16, an innocent, mild-tempered child turns into a crazy she/he-demon who seems to yell at everything because of various stupid reasons sometimes blaming themselves, or others. Extensive research is still being done into what hormonal imbalance is causing this. E.g:
1: Hi Richard, what's wrong? 2: Nothin', my bloody daughter started going through teenopause today. 1:Ooo, that sucks man, good luck. Example (in use) 1: Hay Jim, want to do something later? 2: OH MY GOD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF AND END YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE!!! |
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| 7. | spromping | ||
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Half way between spooning and romping. A slightly more sexual form of spooning, one that is perfectly acceptable to engage in with a close friend. Spromping may include banterous groping or fondling but not romping explicitly. Spromping with someone other than your girlfriend/boyfriend strictly falls outside the scope of cheating. Kris: Hi babycakes, we're having a party tonight, want to come over?
Soph: Hi sweetcheeks, that's fab! Can I stay with you? Kris: Yeh sure, let's have a spromp! Soph: Ooo baby, I do love a good spromping! Kris: lolcano! |
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