|15.||driver's license chicken|
Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).more...
If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.
The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.
Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.
See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken
SDD stands for Slightly Drunk Driver.
Very similar to a designated driver. The SDD will still drink but they will not get as wasted as their friends.
Because being sober around people that drunk is no fun.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna do a shot?
Friend 2: No thanks, I'm sticking to beer. I'm the SDD tonight.
When a someones girlfriend takes control of every aspect of her boyfriends life. She decides everythings he does.
Steve: Hey john, wats up?
Steve: want to chill this weekend?
John: No way man, i have to go to the mall with my girl.
Steve: damn, shes such a slave driver
LBC, or Lucky Boys Confusion, is a rock band from Chicago, IL.
Hey, did you go see the L.B.C. concert last night at the House of Blues?
|19.||Left Lane Cock|
an asshole driver who forces you to brake or switch lanes by staying in the far left lane (the one designated for faster traffic) and going slower than the appropriate speed for that lane; a real asshole.
friend 1: "dude, i hope we get home soon."
friend 2: "hey!! this asshole is going 10 under in a 55, what's his problem?"
friend 1: "what a left lane cock, you'll have to switch lanes."
Another name for a delivery driver
Meaghan: Hey Dave are you a driver tonight
Named after the great Edward Longshaft, who was famous for the use of his extremely large member and his excessive thrusting that accompanied it in his bedroom antics. The term longshafting refers to any pelvic thrust over 2 feet in length during sexual intercourse. It does not have to be accompanied by a 2 foot member, and should be used cautiously as it can result in serious harm for those involved. The pile driver is the most efficient and safest position to use when learning the skill of longshafting.
"Hey, you know that girl from town the other night? We went back to hers and it got freaky. She had to bite down on her own arm when i started longshafting her."
"It has a major bend to the right in it cause i broke it one time when i was longshafting my ex girlfriend."