| 1. | Where's the Beef | ||
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1. A phrase of introduction, a way to introduce yourself to a group fairly indistinct.
2. A tension-breaker in situations no-one's saying anything. 3. A way to ask where the 'action' is, ergo - where a party is being held. 4. An annoying catch-phrase. A: "Hey, where's the beef?"
B: "STFU, n00b." A: "I just asked whe..." B: "OMG, u r gay." |
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| 2. | Masturbation Nation | ||
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it's the use of pretty and/or sexy people to induce the public into an idiot stare and ignore the big important problems that affect their lives. The viewers get orgasmic from what they see. Television, newspapers, Internet articles, magazines and other outlets often use pictures of beautiful people to promote ideas and to sell products. Now in articles concerning lovely stars on the Net people put on comments like cougar, MILF, I'd do her or I'd hit it etc. TV news, movies, music and other means of entertainment often use women who have sex appeal but no intelligence to manipulate your fantasies. Examples: more...
1. I was in a bar and the TV (set on MTV2) played a Spice Girls video. All the other guys gawked at it even though the Girls had no musicality whatsoever and the song was crap. 2. Bob Do... |
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| 3. | beef barnacle | ||
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Labia, the ladies' clam.
Also described as: Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie, "Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*
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| 4. | all upons | ||
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A phrase derived from a Strong Bad E-mail. It has no specific definition and it's meaning can change several times in the same paragraph.
Recently it has swept the nation as the hottest slang phrase since "where's the beef?" and "hella." One would be wise to adopt it immediatly into ones vocabulary, otherwise one might be left in the dust as a square or a narc. As an affirmation:
"Hey, Sharice, did you take the shiznit out to the beshizzle?" "All Upons, Tyrone." As an exclaimation: "All upons, muddafucka!" As an insult: "Man, the popo just won't get off our backs! They be all upons, yo." |
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| 5. | I.S.T | ||
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"The International School of Tanganyika" is located in Dar es Salaam,Tanzania and is probably the worst school ever built. It's mostly populated by (in no racist way what so ever) racist Arab guys who like to mess around with people until you hit them back,launching you into what they like to call "beef" with all the other school Arabs. They drive around in their ugly ass rav 4's and tricked out mitsubishi's at night trying to act all gangster. See K-Unit -Hey dude where do you go to school?
-I.S.T man. -WHOA. I'm sorrry man. |
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| 6. | Beef It Up | ||
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A revolutionary Atlanta based dance made popular by the music group, Charlie Boy Gang. more...
Much like the 'Twist', this is a dance done in crowds or small clusters. Each person can "beef it up" individually in separate directions as long as the beat is kept. It's almost like a two-step. One foot slightly comes off the ground after the other while swaying side-to-side on the upbeat. Sometimes the knees are bent while swaying to add a subtle bounce. Participants have liberty to do almost anything with the arms as long as the movement is fluent. The dance looks more authentic when simulating manual labor such as mowing a lawn, digging with a shovel, or bringing both knuckles close together slightly below the chest in a rotational motion. Advanced participants often incorporate a brisk stomp on the downbeat. The trick to this dance is to loosen the hell up. Try not to think about it. Remember you're dancing between the beat. It will naturally come to you if you get the feet movements down first. Funking it out occurs when the dance progresses to a very advanced level. The dancer is in the zone at this point. It's clear the participant is relaxed and happy, and that's the point of dancing. |
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| 7. | Pulled a Shelly | ||
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To unintentionally "Reply to All" to an email pertaining to a sensitive and/or volatile subject matter with a direct, crass or sarcastic remark intended for everyone but the original sender. The “Reply to All” message is typically formatted in a manner that will embarrass, enrage or baffle the original sender. Alternatively, the “Reply to All” message can often be an inside joke to all recipients except the original sender leaving the original sender feeling like a douche (see also douche hat, douche face, douche nozel, douche hydrant or, on a completely unrelated topic, see hot pocket because it’s hilarious). Al - Hey, remember that email I sent you, John, Ted and Bill the other day about how I was going to tea bag Walt’s wife on Walt’s desk because of Walt’s stupid self-righteous email about the TPS Report cover sheets? Well, I totally pulled a Shelly and hit ‘Reply to All’.
Walt – Whoops. Al – Yeah, whoops. Whatever. I’m still going to drop a hot pocket in that convertible sofa in his office. |
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