heart break is the typa feeling we all hate. heart break is “read at 9:30” when it’s 10:00. it’s blocking and unblocking, unliking photos, untagging, unfollowing. it’s screenshots, tears, ice cream and sad music . it’s fake streaks sent just to that one person. heart break is knowing they don’t give a fuck and that they used to.
The act of shitting on someone's bed, then covering it up with a blanket (preferably weighted)
Johnny: Dude, why do you look so pissed off?
Matt: Natasha did an Amber Heard Special on my bed, so I broke up with her bitch ass.
Johnny: Damn, I would've broken up with her too!