The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems.
Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked!
Invent - a company renowned for its technological advances especially in the field of computing.
HP pwnes Dell
Hp stands for HOLY papa this laptop's awesome.
Greatest purchase made &
Holy papa this guineas jealous
Anyone who says HP sucks cant AFFORD ONE and are sad they dont have a huge awesome laptop like I do.
Thing works great and you cant judge since you never owned one and cant afford it anyway, stupid idiot
Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.
PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."
A very good computer company. Unlike what most people say, HP constantly provides what you paided for. Now HP cry babies
will come along and yell about how their top of the line system sucks because it ain't so top of the line anymore. Blame the company because you can't spend $50 a month to keep it up-to-date.
Further more, Computer Illiterate
people will come along and claim that the machine is making strange noises, or that it is too slow. Guess what... it is called a damn virus
you idiots. Spyware Aware
and probally half of your porn
collection is worm
ed. Heck, torrent downloads
have a 5:1 chance of containing trojan
s and you probally STILL don't have Alcohol 120%.
The Majority of hardware
issues are caused because of your stupidity
throwing the laptop accross the room will not make it work better. Also to be noted is that only geeks
should be allowed to touch computer hardware... macho
Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.
A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.
A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time.
Hey, man. I _know_ Hewlett Packard SUCKS! I work there.