Hewlett Packard, abbreviated
HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-
line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk.
HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally
clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy.
HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.