Top Definition
the act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously, describe by some who have tried it as a tug of war between your anus and penis.

the key is to ejaculate at the same as you are defecating to achieve a totally new level of sexual pleasure
Guy 1: Hey you ever tried a hewell?

Guy 2: Nah man, whats it like?

Guy 1: its hard , but its pretty much sexual nirvana
by MrHouse2011 June 01, 2011

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