hectus 

An internet troll. More often than not represented by an avatar of an undead with a punk hairstyle.

This must be Hectus, that piece of shit...

hectus by Anonymous_Author_ June 30, 2022

Hetul 

Hetul is famous at the Derrimut gym in the city of Adelaide for benching a notorious amount 😈of 10kg. He is a genuine and kind individual who owns a gaming PC and plays for state cricket. Everything he does is fully cooked g. Hetul can always be found smoking lots of ciggies, however you can never find him drinking a cruiser because they’re not even that hard g! Unfortunately, Hetul suffers from a rare disease most prominent in a tribal area of Gujarat called “Snowy Virus” and therefore allergic to deodorant, heads & shoulders and not cheating on exams. Legend has it, Zain Karim can bench 100 kg and it’s fully hectic.

Hey did you go to Sophia's party last night?
Yea, Hetul was there benching 10 kilos after
taking I shot of vodka and every girl there was
begging to "cut his chain".

Hetul by shahbhai March 9, 2022

hentu

How pron is to porn hentu is like searching hentai but with out setting off any alarms the parents or workplaces have set in place

4th Grader: hew man wanna look up some hentai?
Almighty 5th Grader: NO THOT, you don´t search it up directly you use the code word hentu

hentu by Milky_Nutboi January 4, 2018

hetti 

(adjective) Often used in the modern day festival and jam band subculture to describe something or someone that is woke, spiritually aware, or of a superior quality. Could also be used to describe a modern day hippie.

"These nugs are super hetti man."

"Did anyone bring some hetti beers? I'm tired of these Coors Lights."

"That chick is hetti dude, she does yoga and wears birks."

hetti by JuanMirrion December 26, 2018

hesturbate 

twiddle the bean or jack in an unusual manner, with thoughts of doing something particularly dirty that is not always associated with sex. Masturbation that is a mixture of very perverted and very funny. Often punctuated by Ha! This word has become popular on porn boards, and is derived from Hester, wearer of the scarlet letter.

"I imagined you shoving that evian bottle in your cooch, and I had to go hesturbate"

hesturbate by Olivia Yearns November 10, 2008

Hetul 

Hetul is a sexy brown man that mixes with people of other races (Very multicultural). Legend has it that Hetul can smoke a cigarette, bench 10 kg, and get blowjobs in the park at the same time. He's very good looking and hot, specifically 360 degrees.

Have you seen Hetul recently? He got a blowjob in the public park at 4am. I wish I could be like Hetul!

Hetul by shahbhai November 1, 2021

hetty 

(adjective) Typically used in the jam band subculture (those who follow bands like Phish or Widespread Panic) to describe a modern-day hippie. A hetty chick will wear hemp sandals, no bra, have dreadlocks, and still manage to be sexy.

Let's get to the music festival and hit on some hetty chicks.

hetty by Jeff L. March 28, 2007