A useless bag of assholes that enlists in the miltary to bring misery and suffering upon all those he/she encounters.
You are a HETHERTON, no doubt about it!
by Crebmonsta April 13, 2005
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One void of brain. A complete hopeless moron. An idiot the world seldom sees. He can also be referred to as "Doofy".
Your so heatherton. Heatherton is the lowest form of stupid imaginable.
by Jason April 14, 2005