Hetlag

the feeling of exhaustion one experiences from pretending to be heterosexual in front of ones family.

Myra: Hey girl, how's your christmas?
Lexa: I've watched every "gay and lesbian" movie on Netflix. And then i slept to avoid the fam.
Myra: Jeez, got hetlag huh?
Lexa: You have no idea.

Hetlag by RonnieSkylar May 19, 2016

Hetlagged 

How a gay person feels after having spent the Holidays with their hetero extended family, hetero friends from way back, and generally hetero small town, on the other side of the continent.

'Phew. I think I'll take the day off, I just got back from Christmas Break in New Brunswick and I'm hella hetlagged.'

Hetlagged by pierreandre June 23, 2009

heifags 

Someone who believes everything hero hei says and Defends him on everything while

Guy 1: Hero hei and Heifags ruined uzaki for me

Guy 2: yeah those incels just hate women and will never get laid

heifags by Thesauruz September 16, 2020

heffagroupiebeotch-hoe 

stank ass beotch who's always doin something she aint got no business doin.

That heffagroupiebeotch-hoe took my gotdamn cute ass boots and wore'em. Damn Bitch

heffagroupiebeotch-hoe by Beatiful Sista Gurl December 12, 2003

hetafag 

Someone (usually female) who likes shipping the male characters of the popular manga/anime Axis Powers Hetalia. Hetafags have a tendency to squeal, jump, and/or orgasm when they see their favorite pairing.

Hetafag No. 1: OH MY GOD THE OTHER DAY I REALIZED THAT SPAMANO IS MY FAVE PAIRING!!

Hetafag No. 2: Are you crazy?! It's all about that Germano! At least tell me you still like USxUK!!

Hetafag No. 1: Of course! Nothing could ever stop me from loving Alfred and Arthur's bromance!

hetafag by kurosuxeno August 31, 2010

Hatfag 

Someone, usually male, who finds it necessary to always wear a hat. Whether it be the same hat, or an entire collection, a hat must be worn for every occasion to be considered Hatfag.

See Also: Faghat

I was waiting in my car for Carlos for ten minutes, and when he finally came out, he realized he had forgotten his hat, and took another five minutes looking for it. Carlos is a big time hatfag.

Hatfag by Notta Hatfag April 4, 2011

hetlag

hetlag is the time before someone comes out and the disorientation that follows.

whats wrong with john. Oh, he is just suffering from hetlag.

hetlag by MagickQuill October 11, 2020