a term used for a heterosexual man or a lesbian woman, saying that they only deal with the woman's genetalia.
Don't get ish twisteed, homeboi, I'm strictly clitly.
being heterosexual in West Hollywood.
"He seems to be a nice enough guy, but I think he has a hollywood hangup."
1.(adj.) A derogatory term used by homosexuals to counteract the incredibly annoying "that's so gay" / "you're such a fag" phenomenon.
1. That ugly kid is sooo straight.
2. I don't swing that way...I'm straight.
Kind of like gaydar except instead of being able to tell if somebody is gay, straidar tells you that he/she straight even if he/she acts, looks, or talks as though he/she is gay.
It's the Heterosexual spidey-sense
Bob: Dude it seems like every time i'm near you my gaydar goes of the charts.
Rob: Don't worry Bob that's probably just your straidar.
a heterosexual who finds a member of the same sex to be attractive and is drawn to that person in a non-sexual manner.
"She is so pretty I think I've developed a hetero-crush on her."
Someone who gives every appearance of being homosexual, but is in fact heterosexual. A fauxmosexual male may display metrosexual attention to hygiene, style, and culture, have an effeminate speech pattern or display effeminate behavoir in gesticulation and mannerism, and/or give the basic impression of being gay. A faumosexual female may be fairly butch in appearance and style, display a militant feminist ("feminazi") attitude toward men, or show strong proclivities toward Lilith Fair or other female empowerment. These are the people you "just know" are gay, but who seem to show proof to the contrary.
People say that Tom Cruise is gay, but I think he's just a fauxmosexual.
I work with this guy who wears nuthugger jeans and talks with a total San Fran lisp, but apparently he's not actually a fag; he's just a fauxmosexual.
I totally thought Liz was a dyke because of her shaved head and leather, but I met her boyfriend yesterday. Talk about textbook fauxmosexual.
Describes someone attracted primarily to members of the same sex (homosexual), but occasionally attracted to members of the opposite sex AND/OR able to derive pleasure from romantic encounters with members of the opposite sex.
Homoflexibility is related to, but different from bisexuality in that homoflexible persons most often identify as gay or lesbian, despite occasional relations with members of the opposite sex. The term may sometimes be appropriate as a synonym for bi-curious, where the individual in question is primarily homosexual.
The term "heteroflexible" was first developed to describe primarily heterosexual persons who occasionally enjoyed hooking up with members of the same sex. "Homoflexible" later began to be used as a parallel term as defined above.
Gay Boy: "I hooked up with Tina on the bus the other day. It was great!"
Straight Boy: "Wait a minute, aren't you gay."
Gay Boy: "I'm homoflexible, dude. Making out with girls is fun! Just don't tell my boyfriend..."