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1. Favor Exchange
A Favor Exhange occurs when two or more heterosexual males exchange sexual favors. A Sexual Favor could include, but not limited too: handjob, blowjob, or anal sex. This is completely Not romantic in anyway and is Not considered to be homosexual. This term is what many men want to ask for in other men, but are too ashamed to ask due to the fear of bieng labeled a homosexual. Most men have performed a Favor Exhange in one form or anouther at some point in there lives, but are too ashamed to admit it.
Dude1: "Hay Dude, you want to Exhange Favors?"
Dude2: "You mean a Favor Exchange?"
Dude1: "Yea"
Dude2: "Well, since niether one of us are gay, I guess we can, what did you have in mind?"
Dude1: "Well, If I suck you, will you suck me?"
Dude2: "Sure, lets do it."
2. Favor Exchange
n.
A Favor Exhange occurs when two or more heterosexual males exchange sexual favors. A Sexual Favor could include, but not limited too: handjob, blowjob, or anal sex. This is completely Not romantic in anyway and is Not considered to be homosexual. This term is what many men want to ask for in other men, but are too ashamed to ask due to the fear of bieng labeled a homosexual. Most men have performed a Favor Exhange in one form or anouther at some point in there lives, but are too ashamed to admit it.
Dude1: "Hay Dude, you want to Exhange Favors?"
Dude2: "You mean a Favor Exchange?"
Dude1: "Yea"
Dude2: "Well, since niether one of us are gay, I guess we can, what did you have in mind?"
Dude1: "Well, If I suck you, will you suck me?"
Dude2: "Sure, lets do it."
3. heterosexual man barrier
A long pillow used to lay over and weigh down the sheets between two straight males sharing a double bed.

A heterosexual man barrier is set up to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the stager sheet sleep method.
The two boys were afraid to sleep in the same double bed without the aid of a heterosexual man barrier.
4. heterosexual i.d.
A theoretical form of identification issued to heterosexuals (mostly males) which can be revoked if the person acts sufficiently "gay". This doesnt really apply to people who know they're gay, because they wouldnt want the ID.
"Dude if you touch his balls one more time i'm gonna have to revoke your heterosexual i.d. card.
5. Sarah Jessica Parker Effect
When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.
Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.

Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.
6. brimjob
An accidental situation in which the tongue of one completely heterosexual male encounters directly and/or indirectly with an anus of another completely heterosexual male. Drinking heavily may increase the odds that this freak occurrence may take place. A derivative of the word brojob, this is also an action associated with all male activities to include feats of strength, masculinity, intelligence, and male dominance.
Dan: Chris,... dude, look up the definition of brimjob,... heterosexual males...we're in the clear.

Chris: Oh, dodged that bullet, we're good. But what if I liked it?...
7. Heterosexual
People that are both romantically and sexually attracted to the opposite gender. So females are attracted to males/males are attracted to females.

This is obviously the most common sexual orientation in the world, due to biology. (You can only get offspring if a male and female have sex) and probably due to religious and social factors (it's a crime in some places to not be heterosexual, and many religions condemn homosexuality/bisexuality)

However, just because it's the most common, and "socially/biologically/religiously" corrct, doesn't necessarily mean homosexuality and bisexuality are wrong or "weird".

Everyone should have the choice and right to be what they want to be, including their sexual choice. It's in no one's place to judge or condemn people because of their sexuality. Just like it's wrong to judge people based on his/her race, sex or socio-economic class.



I'm a bisexual male, but prefers females to other males. (Bisexuality does not mean you are secretly gay, or like both genders equally)

So I am half heterosexual? lol.
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