| 1. | Heterosexual Haters | ||
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A Heterosexual Hater is someone who is in the closet and wont admit to having sex behind closed doors with someone of the same sex. The world has been contaminated by heterosexual haters who think they do no wrong.
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| 2. | noely hater | ||
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a person who has a passionate and pointless hate for the sexy comedy god that is Noel Fielding.
Usually people who go to great lengths to state how much distaste they have for the man. Using lies involving words such as "immature", "shallow", "coked up", "tranny", "sold out"... often heterosexual men, full to the brim of their trousers with jealousy and sexual confusion. noely hater: "Oooooh. I hate that Fielding, with his stupid, cross dressing ways."
sane person: "Doesnt your girlfriend have a massive crush on him?..he's very funny." noely hater: "Well.. yes. but i am a simpleton, who is full to the brim of my trousers with jealousy and sexual confusion." sane person: "Oh." |
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| 3. | Clit Hater | ||
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A male that claims to be heterosexual but is extremely vocal about his distaste for the female clitoris. He props up the illusion of his heterosexuality by relying solely on his negativity and uncanny ability to belittle others. Every time I feel down, I just remember how much Jake Geer is a clit hater and then I perk right up!
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| 4. | heterophobia | ||
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To hate heterosexuals out of some bizarre,unrational or innate fear of them.Probably due to your own repressed heterosexual feelings. Up with Heterosexual pride!
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| 5. | Emo hater | ||
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Someone with good taste. yeah, I'm an emo hater. you heard me, you little emo bitch. run along before I shove your taking back sunday album up your ass.
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| 6. | homophobe | ||
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A derogatory name for a person who finds homosexual activities offensive, deviant, perverted and/or immoral - whether based on a religious or non-religious viewpoint.
It is an inaccurate and poorly named term, as these people, in most cases, do not exhibit an irrational phobia or fear of homosexuals as the term implies. Their views can indeed be proven to be rational in most cases. "Homophobes" are very often derided by intolerant people, who in their hypocrisy preach a doctrine of tolerance - i.e. that all other people should be tolerant of their pro-homosexual world-views, but cannot have differing world-views of their own. "Homophobes" are often labeled as bigoted by people who are themselves bigots and religiously-intolerant. In the case of the Christian religion who are often labeled "homophobes", by definition a christian is not a hater of homosexuals, but of homosexual acts. Infact, there is no distinction between any perverted sexual acts, whether homosexual or heterosexual. All these are abhorred, but the person who does these is not. "Please don't push your pro-homosexual world-view on me, I am trying to work."
"You homophobe! You intolerant hater!" "I don't fear or hate you. I just have a different world-view, and I am busy." "You bigoted christians are all the same!" "Look dude, the workplace is not the appropriate pulpit for your agenda." |
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| 7. | heterophobe | ||
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heterophobe- one who has an irrational fear or hatred of those that lead the heterosexual lifestyle. Cecil, an avowed heterophobe, pointed to a couple in the distance, "See Arthur, see them, nasty breeders, what right do they have to be at a pride march" he sighed, "Filthy, Filthy, they look like the Cleavers, oh look(he points to a child running with a ball), see, look, theres Wally, now where's the "Beave"?
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