A homosexual who has the unreasonable fear that somewhere, sometime, someone may be having heterosexual intercourse. And enjoying it.
Proud Labour Conservative is the current personification of a Heterophobe, as he has a complete fear of heterosexuals. But he also has a complete fear of using his own name.
And, for some reason, he attacks conservatives and Bush officials as homosexual.

"You think maybe he's trying to compensate for something?"
- from 'Shrek'
by Proud Conservative September 17, 2003
Top Definition
Someone who dislikes and hates heterosexuality. Someone who has an aversion, a repulsion, a disgust or a hatred of heterosexuality.
At the very thought of sexual activities between men and women heterophobes are disgusted.
by james November 29, 2003
One who has an irrational prejudice of heterosexuals.
I am using heterophobe in a sentence.
by tradesman September 10, 2003
A gay person who has an unfounded fear of heterosexuals (as if they could catch it). Almost as stupid as a homophobe; except heterophobes can usually spell correctly.
Some gay jocks beat up some harmless straight guys for no reason. The jocks were heterophobes.
by Cary Granite September 29, 2005
heterophobe- one who has an irrational fear or hatred of those that lead the heterosexual lifestyle.
Cecil, an avowed heterophobe, pointed to a couple in the distance, "See Arthur, see them, nasty breeders, what right do they have to be at a pride march" he sighed, "Filthy, Filthy, they look like the Cleavers, oh look(he points to a child running with a ball), see, look, theres Wally, now where's the "Beave"?
by rockinjellyfish April 23, 2006
A heterophobe is a person who calls people a homophobe for political or personal gain.
Perez Hilton is a heterophobe. Not everyone who calls him a fag is a homophobe.
by Shithousepoet November 07, 2014
What we all are/were in 1st grade and below.
Heterophobe: Eww...That girl has cooties.

by 3254768y March 21, 2009
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