HessenTag 

An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.

"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"

HessenTag by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020

Hess Rat 

A slutty club Girl. (Club Slut)

Shes such a Hess Rat!

Hess Rat by SaberAU March 26, 2020

Heston

He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.

Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick”
Woman “ yea it’s huge”

Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021

Herson 

Has big dick and is freaky he went to cascade middle school and can make u cum like he made me-maila

Herson is so fine

Herson by Maila uclaray October 15, 2019

Hessa 

A very bubbly person, and so beautiful. Caring too. She gets a lot of attention, but she doesn't even realize it, which is something amazing about her. She's sometimes in her own little world, and everyone wants to be a part of that. She's innocent and always seems happy. Cute and tiny. She's very fun and funny. It's always a pleasure to be around her. She can handle any situation well, and knows how to plan. Has a way of talking to people. She's spontaneous and can be crazy, but in a good way! She's honest and very loyal, which people love about her. She's easy to get along with, and a smiley person. She has a great personality that everyone loves. If you're facing a problem, she'll jump at the chance to help you, without expecting anything in return. You should consider yourself very lucky if Hessa loves you, because she's very unique in every possible way. Hessa's man is/would be the luckiest man on earth, because she truly is a treasure. She's the whole package!

In arabic, Hessa means big, white, pure pearl.

So true!

Hessa by theanonymoussss December 7, 2013

hensonism 

The inadvertent actualizing of a metaphor.

Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.

Other hensonisms:

CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”

I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”

“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”

“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.

General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”

hensonism by Gwendalin 568 June 2, 2010

tim henson 

media darling, host of the distorted view daily podcast.

"hey freaks!, welcome to the distorted view daily podcast. im your host tim henson, the media darling."

tim henson by tom peters July 1, 2005