a charismatic wonder whose artistic ability only compliments the aura of his spirit. the type of guy you can only compare to a fictional character of an unforgettable novel.
only a hessler reads the newspaper at a local coffee shop.
by non-fiction October 22, 2006
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Top Definition
1. slang for bed.
2. "hitting the hessler": slang for going to bed. Popularized by h100+101.
"I'm tired. I'm going to hit the hessler."
by Dinkus Mayhem September 03, 2007
A hairy uncircumcized penis that is fatter than it is long.
Man I have a Hessler.
by Derrek47 September 21, 2011

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