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Hesher can be generally described as a grungy, long-haired person with a "still stuck in the '80s" image. Usually seen wearing leather motorcycle or denim jacket full of band patches, torn acid-washed jeans and an '80s rock t-shirt.

Likes to listen to some heavy metal tunes while riding an old school van. Charactirized by an outlaw attitude, probably drinks alcohol and smokes weed. Similar in appearance to a thrasher.
That hesher was constantly stage diving at the thrash gig last Friday.
by aaarn May 22, 2012
 
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1: (n.) A person infatuated with the heavy metal culture of America in the 1980s. Such individuals almost exclusively drop out of high school to join a pathetic cover band, wear Metallica T-shirts and leather pants, and are often found living at rock concerts or in their parents' basements. The only profession in which heshers are qualified to work is as waitstaff at a Hard Rock Cafe. Ironically, though many heshers are not old enough to have experienced the 1980s, they still collect obsolete vinyl records and have the terrible misconception that Motley Crue is still a popular band. The definition of hesher may partially coincide with the definitions of goth or baker. Etymology: derived from 'Hessian', referring to masculine Germanic mercenaries from Hesse. (These mercenaries were actually chill, unlike heshers, who likely were not even popular during the 1980s.)

2: (adj.) Of or relating to heshers or hesher culture. Also 'hessian'. (cf. the related concept 'emo'.)
Chill your tits! Just offer the heshers free beer to calm them down, then call animal control.

Holy crap, does that retarded 17-year-old who smells like cheap ganja actually have a blue mohawk, black skinny jeans, and a Kiss T-shirt? He's totals hesher!

Bro, if you keep going to Black Sabbath concerts, you might go hesher on me.
by chillr October 11, 2013
 
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- person whose only goal in life is to rock out with his cock out. also known for quoting beavis and butthead and dressing like them. can be spotted in grade school playgrounds in the evening showing 8 yr olds how to olly and smoke their daddies cigarettes
beavis, butthead, mullethead
by dave January 18, 2005
 
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A washed up,greasy,skinny longhair. Known back in the 80's for chronic bike thievery, the stolen ten speed would be altered so the handle bars would sit upside down. Generally homophobic but are usually prone to turgid dick toking sessions on the sly.

The king of all heshers is the singer from "desensitized", a tired, shitty band of old washed up Victoria, BC heshers
Man, that hesher just rode up on my neigbor's bike and tried to sell me a chunk of black bubble gum. He called it "hosh".
by hater of heshers July 13, 2004
 
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he who views AC/DC, Metallica, and Jackyll as the best bands around ten years after the fact of the bands true days of popularity. may be described in terms of male/female versions, each with distinct characteristics of both mullet and music.
female hesher loves 80's bands defined by long hair, throbbing pelvic moves, and glamour facepaint. also sports female mullet, long hair with straight chopped bangs sometimes teased to perfection.

male has standard issue mullet and exclaims how lame today's music is while driving away in his '85 Z-28 with G'n'R cranking
Sweet Child O' Mine.
by Joelcandooit007 March 28, 2004
 
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Adult BMX Rider, Specializing in fixing Cars, sittin on the couch or in his special dope den Custom built for hesher partaking, he has been smoking weed since the 70's and follows all rock music from classic rock to the 90's. As he's grown to be an older hesher, country music is his closet music choice. He hates illegals, cooking his food and most of the time high and agitated..
Hey that hesher got lost on the way to the track, we'll have to do it another time.. let's get high..
by HG Hesher November 07, 2010
 
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there may be an actual holy triumvirate of hesher movies which will visually assist the previous spot-on, classic definitions. i am aware of two such offerings which can do the word justic: "airheads" and "river's edge". runner-up but only peripherally: elements of "talk radio". "hesher" is sometimes confused with or used as a synonym for "hair farmer".
"crispin glover certainly makes a convincing hesher dude, dude."
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
 
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A hesher is a person who refuses to get with the times. They are living in at least a decade or 2 behind the rest of us with there hair styles and clothing. There are also times when the person is so out of touch they may even look as though they are from a different century. There is the "Pioneer Hesher", and my favorite "The Colonial Hesher" who sports side beard chops and look like a founding father or something.
That cat was such a hesher, he was wearing a Member's Only jacket and had a Jerry curl.
by Gigi Holmes February 02, 2010