Reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a Judas Priest T-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents' basement and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her Ibanez Stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a Nova that hasn't run in 5 years but you just wait, that fucker is gonna smoke those fuckin Japanese rice burners once I put a new head gasket on it.

Long haired, usually mulleted person who listens and rocks out to Metal or Thrash music.Generally seen wearing acid-washed jeans, leather motorcycle or denim jacket covered with band and skull patches. Will often have a Molester Moustache

A grungy, long haired, plastic comb-brush in the back pocket stoner with an 80’s rock shirt. Sometimes, a little ‘off’ from the drug damage. Rides an adult sized BMX bike around town and knocks over trash cans by kicking out with his back tire.

Me.

I am a hesher.

I love being a hesher.

I will never stop being one.

he who views AC/DC, Metallica, and Jackyll as the best bands around ten years after the fact of the bands true days of popularity. may be described in terms of male/female versions, each with distinct characteristics of both mullet and music.

Someone who smokes and drinks and loves metal.

- person whose only goal in life is to rock out with his cock out. also known for quoting beavis and butthead and dressing like them. can be spotted in grade school playgrounds in the evening showing 8 yr olds how to olly and smoke their daddies cigarettes