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Herpes: a noun, describing sores on someones genitals or mouth.

Also quite the bother when your trying to get someone to' do the dirty' with. Herpes is an STD you get from sleeping with dirty whores who you had drunken sex with. Trust me when it comes to whores, don't go cheap !
"Molly has herpes, that sucks."
"This sex would be great if it wasn't for my genital warts, aww Herpes"
"That's just a cold sore baby not herpes, i promise"
by Animal264 December 05, 2009
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French-english for a man wig (hairpiece)
My herpes is in my ass.
by newt January 03, 2004
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A term used by Spanish speaking individuals.
Hey vato, your piece of pie fell on the floor so my sister is going to give you herpes!
by MIrageChopper December 11, 2008
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the main std manifested in nikki
see nikki
i slept with nikki and now i have herpes
by skank master jasper December 07, 2005
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Something you do NOT want coming back positive at the doctors office...
I just took a test at the doctor... I think I have herpes in the mouth.
by Alxaisapenguin August 29, 2015
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itchy painful bumps on the genitalia. contracted from ho bags
Matt G. has herpes on his wang.
by Gbizzle October 11, 2003
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something that sucks really bad. (cos herpes DOES suck aparently) or something really sketchy.
"Oh man that pop quiz today was so herpes"
or
"the dining hall closing an hour early was way herpes"
by bacon and eggs May 22, 2004
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