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Herbasaur 

I Highly Unqualified Fat Personal Trainer.

Someone who obtains a personal Training Certification online and typically works at a Fitness 19, Ballys, or possibly a LA Fitness
ie: Wow that kid is such a Herbasaur
Herbasaur by RoidRageisme March 8, 2010

Derpasaurus Rex 

A name coined for the dinosaur that appears at the end of the stage 'Dino Dino Jungle' in Gamecube's "Mario Kart: Double Dash!" The Derpasaurus sticks his face across the bridge as you are karting across.
Player 1: "dude, the derpasaurus rex knocked me off of the bridge!!! "

Player 2: "figures broski, he's crosseyed"

herpaslerp 

When Someone wraps his dick in toilet paper and shoves it in a goat that craves mineral while speaking like a hindu
Wow yesterday Nick herpaslerped with Marco and two goats. I posted a link earlier
herpaslerp by Shhshshsha December 26, 2014

herpasaurus 

A very attractive person with an STD that you will still be willing to have sex with.
Nitish: "dude Jason, all these ichy red bumps I been havning are totally worth it."
Jason: "she must have been a real herpasaurus"
herpasaurus by Three amigos May 5, 2008

Humpasaurus Rex 

Your significant other with whom boom boom is made.
Hey my little Humpasaurus Rex, wanna go roll under the covers for a bit?
Humpasaurus Rex by frankyt June 10, 2010

herbasaur 

n) similar to a herb; a person who is acting or simply looks like dork, wierdo, or also a person who is being pompous or arrogant.

can also be described as herbasaurus, or herbasaurus rex.
oh my god, look at the guy that is about to come into our store...what a herbasaur.
herbasaur by kurticus May 23, 2006