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17.
a game in which players play in a version of tag. best played in school. in order to play follow these instructions...

1. steal something from the teachers desk, the game is most fun when the object is, a)large b)the teachers personal property or c)makes alot of noise when dropped on a tile floor
2.the person starts the game by hitting another player with the object and stating "dont die with it!". "dying with it" maens you got caught with the object and the game is over.
3.players pass object during class untill someone dies with the object.

basically you DO NOT want to die with it . i have seen players get to almost tears because they died with it. this game is most fun when someone really doesnt want to die with it, so they will go at all lengths to not die, as in hitting another player with the object and then picking it up with a tissue and returning it.
dude the whole class got written up last block for playing herp. i think the teachers are going to have a herp awareness meeting tomorrow after school.
by cheeko February 10, 2005
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1.
The prefix of "derp". Usually used when saying something foolish.
Person 1: Does anybody know why I can't get my TV to turn on?
Person 2: Try plugging it in.
Person 1: Herp.
by tveye September 09, 2011
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2.
A reptile or amphibian, derived from "herpetology."

As usual, complete idiots come on to Urban Dictionary and make misspell their STD's.
I love my pet herp.
by Kenthar January 08, 2004
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3.
herpes
Don't fuck that girl man.......i heard she got the herps..........
by clrlt808 April 18, 2003
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4.
Short for genital gerpes. Usually contracted from skanky ass bitches.
Damn man, i told you would get the Herps if you didn't wear a rubber! now look at you, you've got that shit all over your dick!
by FUZZYmufflerZzZ January 24, 2010
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5.
(hûrp)
n.
1. A moist burp.
2. A burp containing liquid or solid matter.
v.

hurped, hurp·ing, hurps
"That bloke just herped into his mouth.. Look! He's swallowing it!"; "He just herped onto her shoulder. She's gonna be mad!".
by nutte March 08, 2013
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6.
Another word for reptiles or amphibians, so you don't have to say that large phrase. Listen, which is easier?

"Man, let's go to florida, there's a ton of reptiles and amphibians down there."

"Man, let's go to florida, there's a ton of herps down there."

MUCH easier. Although some illiterates and dyslexics think that "herps" is another word for "herpes", it isn't. Singularly, herp. Derived from the greek word that means "things that crawl."
"Yeah, he keeps herps."

"Herps make kickass pets."
by Alexander Girard August 30, 2005
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7.
Herp and Derp (male) OR Herpina and Derpina (Female).

Generic names used on 9gag.com and other similar webpages.

Like X and Y are used in math.

Herp is usually primary person and Derp secondary person.
Herp Calls Derp on cellphone.
Derp says "Hi, Herp"
Herp says "Why didn´t you come to the party man !!!".
Derp says "Sorry Mate, i am busy these days."

etc.
by elvar8 July 26, 2012
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