hermitous 

hermit behavior, to hermit thy self, the act of hermiting, to hermit, to stay home intending to save money by not going out, avoiding your friends.

I lead a hermitous life in my dismal apartment with no friends, no money and no girlfriend.

hermitous by clint2295760 February 27, 2008

herniture 

A piece of herniture is a girlfriend who has moved her entire existence into a dorm room or apartment to the point where she is regarded as a permanent fixture

"Dude, you have to either throw away your herniture or make it pay rent"

herniture by johnny challenger January 10, 2010

hornitos

A most excellent tequila.

Bartender, I'll have an hornitos margarita, straight up.

Bartender, I'll have another hornitos margarita, straight up.

Barrender, I'll have nmnother hrnoitos margarita, shut up.

Btenndr how buout another mgrita

Nother one please?

*vomits and passes out*

hornitos by banfito May 8, 2003

Hornito 

a horny male mexican

guy 1: hola holmes id tap any thing right now.
guy 2: your a hornito

Hornito by Mark haley March 17, 2009

hornitos

a condition involving the irrepressible urge to bang a chick with your toes.

dude, i had some serious hornitos last night, all the little piggys were fully erect

hornitos by tfollz January 3, 2011

Hornito 

A Hornito is a mf who is always horny and has a pito (penis in Spanish). Hornitos always tend to call out any female they think is good looking, their goal is to lay every female they find attractive.

Remember that one kid Chad? He’s a Hornito now. He’s always tryna hook up with any lady he finds cute.

Hornito by Bootyniggademolisher October 17, 2022

hornito 

A small phallic object used to push things.

Although he was too lazy to reach the remote. Don was seated just close enough so that he could change the channel with his hornito.

hornito by chezmaster99 December 29, 2010