Herniotic Explosion 

Laughing hysterically to the point of "exploding."

A hernia is a tear in the abdomen wall -- pain and discomfort caused by tears in some cases by heavy pressure placed on abdomen, ie. Laughing uncontrollably, thus a Herniotic Explosion.

When I saw Bob randomly fall off his chair in the middle of class, I had a herniotic explosion!! hahahahaha!

Herniotic Explosion by Frank88 April 14, 2008

heritickle 

the proccess of tickle a heritic

To extract the information, we must heritickle the satanist

heritickle by NO WAY BITCH December 22, 2003

Hermitical Haiku

Words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.

Ponder this, my Hermitical Haiku:
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"

Hermitical Haiku by Gary Hupps August 11, 2016

Mišel Hergotić 

a person who is still waiting for his glow up but is a god

OMG He's the god.
Nope he's Mišel Hergotić.

Mišel Hergotić by TotallyNotMisel January 6, 2022

heritic 

Someone who believes all religion is carp.
Being in a religion that believes all religion doesn't exist.

Heritic: Explained by SlipKnoT in The Heritic Anthem

heritic by Karagen September 25, 2007

Herotic 

Referring to a situation or a person that is both heroic and erotic.

"I sucked your Dad's dick on top of a mountain. It was... herotic!"

"Have you seen 300? Its so homoherotic."

Herotic by The Herotisist October 28, 2011

Heritic 

Someone who preaches about stuff in public

That dudes a Heritic

Heritic by 201HH November 25, 2020