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7. hern
verb. to become aroused over someone or something.
The boy groaned as he herned over a picture of an attractive female.
by Hey Sixman May 7, 2005 add a video
1. hern
When a hern like animal ussaly the "erl" makes a hern like noise
I was traviling in the woods when i heard a erl 'hern'

The act of herning

My mother once said if you dont get them the first time you sure will hern them the second time
2. Hern
100 dollars
In the dice game it was 6 herns in the bank.
3. hern
The name of one bound by strong friendship.
Hern, i freaking love you!
4. Hern
The action of smoking marijuana
Hey yo lets hern!
5. hern
To travel at relative high speed.
I was herning.

Dont put that in the boot(trunk 2 u yanks) like that, it'll hern all over the place.
by Dave Nov 15, 2003 add a video
6. Hern
Typically used as a noun to describe one who is stupid, retarded or an absolute idiot; a person that the world could live without, in fact, would rather benefit from the lack of this person.
Also can be used to describe a person of major disgust or repulsiveness.
One who lowers the standards of the average educational levels; anyone ranks in the bottom 20% of education levels.
That hern, the 300lbs. fat bitch on a motorized scooter wearing a tube top and boy shorts, at the (local big box value store), was stuffing her shopping cart with 10 packages of bacon next to the 2 liter bottles of diet soda.
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