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2. hermes
Greek Messenger God

Family of Origin: Hermes is the son of Zeus and Maia who is one of the Pleiades.

Roman Equivalent: Mercury is the Roman name for the Greek deity Hermes.

Attributes: Hermes is sometimes young and sometimes bearded. He wears a hat, winged sandals, and short cloak. Hermes has a tortoise-shell lyre and staff of a shepherd.

Powers: Hermes is called Psychopompos (Herdsman of the dead or guider of souls), messenger, bringer of dreams, thief, trickster. Hermes is a god of commerce and music. Hermes is the messenger or Herald of the gods and was known for his cunning and as a thief from the day of his birth. Hermes is the father of Pan and Autolycus.
Latin teacher: "blah, blah, Hermes, the messenger god, blah, blah etc."
1. Hermes
Hermes (Mercury) is the son of Zeus.
Hermes is the messenger of the gods.
3. Hermes
The act of defecating in your hand and wiping it on your face. Then give your friend a big sloppy shit kiss
Bob changed my facebook status to something super gay so I gave him a hot diarrhea Hermes
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