1. A hermaphrodite who has traits similar to that of a faggot, (not in the literally homosexual sense, as that would be impossible for someone who is of both genders, but more as a generally offensive term)
Best used in a mock-moronic sense, spewing saliva while pronouncing the PH sound.
Only a hermaphaggot like Billy Joel would write a song like Piano Man. Durr-hurr-hurr.