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A chapped out, goatee wearing, child moleser looking,dirt on shoe having, carpet ruining,canned fruit eating, carrot spanking, curmudgenous crank whore fucking, dick suckin ,disease box lovin, Homo!
Did you see that hermanaphrodite in the green Suburban pulling in to the Hotel Woodland?
by Al Chohic January 02, 2008

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