Big Foot's gay cousin.
I was walkin through the woods and I saw a hergert carressing a man's balls.
The last name granted to superior beings that have large genitals and have deep pimp voices. It has been said that when hearing a Hergert you can hear their hoe's in the background.
Person 1: "Hey that guy has three legs!"
Person 2: "He must be a Hergert"