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1. arrers
noun: arrows, darts, flingers, points, pfliegens... el dartios, el flingtos.
adjective, arrers i.e particularly good arrers

*watch my arrers
*i've just flung my arrers. smell my arrers.
*how's your arrers? no bad.. yours? aye, no bad. but not a patch on my arrers? ... aye? what are your arrers like?

ARRRERS
2. arrers
noun: arrows, darts, flingers, points, pfliegens... el dartios, el flingtos.
adjective, arrers i.e particularly good arrers

*watch my arrers
*i've just flung my arrers. smell my arrers.
*how's your arrers? no bad.. yours? aye, no bad. but not a patch on my arrers? ... aye? what are your arrers like?

ARRRERS
3. Vinstigator
Originated from the term "Instigator"

An awesome flash animator that takes crap from no one and pwns any one who opposes him. He has been at Newgrounds since 11/12/03 and has already won four portal awards in a row (and even took a 3 month break from flash. He made his triumphant return in March 2004.)

His accomplishments include Daily 4th place (twice), Daily 5th place (once), and Daily 3rd place (once). And right now, his batting average is 3.65 / 5.00 (A+). And his current average review score is 8.79/10.00 (58 reviews), and that's including the asshats that give him zeros!

Here is a list of his portal awards...

Portal awards:
1. FFVI: The Day After Part10, Daily 4th Place, 3/17/04
2. FFVI: The Day After Part9, Daily 3rd Place, 3/12/04
3. FFVI: The Day After Part8, Daily 5th Place, 12/22/03
4. FFVI: The Day After Part7, Daily 4th Place, 12/14/03

See that 3 month gap? Maybe he could have had twice as many awards if he made flash during that 3 month absence...
"EG: If you are on Vinstigator's shit list, you better watch out!

"EG: You did what? You Gave Vinstigator a zero?! Are you fucking stupid?! Now your ass is gonna get pwned big time!

"EG: Wow, you're getting really good at flash! You might be the next Vinstigator!
by Vinstigator Mar 21, 2004 add a video
4. tentakels
Variant spelling and pronunciation of "tentacles" based on some obscure Icelandic language (see tentakelporr, tentakel beast, Yggdrasil Proteus).

1. Used to note that the tentacles in question are doing fucked-up shit (see hentai), as opposed to, for instance, a plate of calamari that really doesn't do anything. This is done both so that casual observers won't be able to tell what you're talking about, so that otaku, daemonettes and twodephiliacs won't overhaer you and mistake you for one of their own, and so that harmless tentacles (yes there are a few left) do not become Brondonized.
2. MCC Anime Club's favorite thing in the whole world.
3. My current Nemesis (although I am still have been without an Arch-Nemesis since 2003)
Dumbass A: I don't know how anyone could get off to hentai! It's frikkin tentacles!

Dumbass B: I know, it's disgusting!

Otaku Jackass: Tentacles?! Did someone say tentacles!? Here's some tentacles *shows Dumbasses Sailor Moon tentakelporr*

Dumbasses: Noooooooooooooo!!1111one *vomit*


Me: Why must the tentakels hound me to the ends of the Earth?! Do I look like a Japanese schoolgirl?! *doesn't look like Japanese schoolgirl*

Zach: *shudders* I don't know. I don't know why the porn shop I work at carries shit with tentakels either.

*Otaku Jackass walks by engrossed in Sailor Moon pr0n*

*Zach smacks Otaku Jackass upside the head for not returning his pr0n to the store on time, causing him to drop his Sailor Moon pr0n into a nearby volcano*

Otaku Jackass: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!1111one *jumps into volcano after Sailor Moon pr0n*

Everyone: Hooray!

FIN
by Jack D. Ripper Jun 21, 2004 add a video
5. Coz
A penitentiary much like any other prison you might envision, except in this case, the inmate that calls the (Jell-o) shots is none other than Bill Cosby. Why the comedian/actor is behind bars is uncertain, what is known is that "Coz" runs the pudding racket from the inside and uses this power of the creamy dessert to form an alliance with the Muslims and their "main man, Zah-EEHDE-uh!" His addictions for the aforementioned Jell-o pudding and Coca-Cola, along with a weakness for Kodak film at times leave Cosby vulnerable to attack, but it has been "Coz" himself that has dished out some of the most brutal acts you could possibly think of.

Rumor has it that in response to a racial slur by a white inmate, Cosby downed an entire Jell-o pudding pop in one bite and stabbed the heckler in the lower torso, effectively murdering him by disembowelment. Another incident saw Cosby commit acts of sodomy on another inmate when the former "Kids Say The Darndest Things" host discovered that that particular inmate had tried to move in on his turf and establish a separate pudding cartel. Suffice to say, if you like pudding and man-sex, you'll love... "Coz."
(After stabbing the inmate) "Who's laughin' now, bitch!?! DAW!!!"

"What makes you think I won't kill you, Moo-slim boyyyyyyyy-uh?"

"So YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU... Want to sell... PUHHHHH-DING... on MYYYYYY floor! Well, I'm here to sample some of it!"

"Have a POKE and a smile...DAWWWWW!!!"
by Nicky J Sep 26, 2004 add a video
6. Rodney Mullen
John Rodney Mullen.

Born on August 17th, 1966 in Gainsville, Florida.

One of the world's top skateboarding artists and the pioneer to many tricks such as the very simple flatground ollie, kickflip, 360 flip, helipop, kickflip darkslides, caspers, and many more than such.

Nicknamed 'The Mutt' Rodney has won many, many contests. Every contest he won made his popularity grow even farther. He lost first place once by the act of a cold that morning.

Rodney owns part of a distribution company made for skateboarding named Dwindle Distribution.

The companies he owns/owned are.
*World Industries
*A-team
*Enjoi
*Blind
*Darkstar
*Legacy
*Almost
*Tensor
*Matix
*Blacktop Griptape
*Globe Shoes

Here's what Rodney had to say in one of his many interviews = I see myself as a Linus, carrying a skateboard around like some kind of security blanket. In a way, my skating has been my only real possession. Now that I’m older, I have a car, a stereo, a bank account - more than what I need. Yet I can’t say I’ve actually “earned” the stuff I have. It’s been given to me, in a way. My friends make fun of me. The bastards call me a mattress stuffer, a miser. But I have a hard time justifying fancy things when I haven’t done anything that merits them. I just do what I love to do - skate. It has been the only thing I’ve ever really had of any real value. This is how I got started: I wanted to skate, but my father wouldn’t let me. It was always strict around the Mullen househo...
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by Saigo Jun 20, 2005 add a video
7. red sox
Most successful team in baseball over the first ~40 years of the sport's existence (up to 1918). Subsequently sold their star player (Babe Ruth) to the Yankees so that their owner could finance a Broadway musical, and then performed poorly for the next twenty-odd years while the Yankees began to surpass them in terms of on-field success.

Experienced something of a resurgence in the 1940s, but could never win a world championship. Were pretty dire/unpopular throughout the 1950s and 1960s, but then came out of nowhere in 1967 to reach the World Series, losing in 7 games to the St. Louis Cardinals. Suddenly became wildly popular in Boston and throughout New England. Still couldn't win a world championship, but came close in 1975, and then agonizingly, skull-crushingly close in 1986.

Failure to win world championship in 1986 spawned the creation of a moronic fiction known as "The Curse of the Bambino", which attributed the Red Sox' decades-old habit of stumbling at the final hurdle to a hex put on them from the Afterlife by Babe Ruth, presumably because he was angry that the team sold him way back when. (In reality, their inability to win the big one could be ascribed to a combination of piss-poor management and being on the wrong end of random chance at the worst possible times.)

Anyway, the media seized on "The Curse", beating Red Sox fans to death with it throughout the late '80s and beyond. National TV broadcasts of Red Sox games were filled with forced, gratuitou...
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