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All young male drivers experience the herb - harmless kerb, and no this is not driving high. It's a near incident of sliding your car out and tapping a kerb or even smashing it, yet nothing happens to your car.

Of course if you dont learn from mistakes the harmFUL kerb shall occur - resulting in major damage.

This is often covered up by explaining to your father that a creature of some sort or child jumped in front of the road, to save your embarrassment and grounding.
You cannot ..i repeat you cannot blame your tire treds for either herbs - harmless kerb or harmful kerbs. Its your own stupidity !! :) smiley face in italics.
by kooni October 10, 2007
 
1.
used by rapper esoteric, in the song herb. pronounced like its spelled, no silent h. it doesnt mean weed or drugs, its a term for someone who follows trends, or just is a complete bullshitter. basicly one of those kind of people that nobody likes.
'yo you a herb, if you say you rhyme off the mind
but your hype mans backin up every single line'

'you a herb, if you steal out the tip-cup
if you still wear a hat with the visor flipped up'
by chris May 31, 2004
 
2.
1) (on the streets) A stupid person.

2) (on the internet)A geek or a dork. A stupid person.

3) Weed.
by Anonymous August 09, 2003
 
3.
Insult synonomous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. Pronounced "HURB" with no silent 'h.'The term was popularized in upstate New York and spread from there.
The word herb has nothing to do with marijuana.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw Melvin in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!

Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total HERB!
by martin font July 21, 2005
 
4.
Someone who tries too hard to be cool. An overzealous poseur. When you think you're on some next shit, but you're really on some bullshit
Man, I saw that herb on Bedford Ave., wearing a mesh hat and a Great White shirt, and carrying a can of Sparks.

Why is R. Kelly wearing that Lone Ranger mask? Dude is a herb.

Tell that herb to cool down. No one else wants the DJ to play electroclash.
by GullibleZine August 12, 2006
 
5.
1. (noun) Nerd; dork; geek; generally uncool person. Originated in early 1980s Burger King ad campaign in which a nerd named HERB was featured. The term was subsequently embraced by the hip hop generation.

2. (noun) Weed. Silent H.
Manny is such a herb; he got 10-inch rims on his purple escort.
by Wendy October 25, 2004
 
6.
a slang tern for marijuana
I toked on some sweet herb last night!
by Angel Dust March 07, 2005
 
7.
Someone who tries more than anything to be cool, to the point of ironic backfire, because the person gets annoying, achieving a reputation for getting in the way and pretending to know everything but with an extreme lack of merit. As a result, trying so hard to be cool has the opposite effect, and one becomes a "herb" herb.
(in new york accent) "kevin yo' such a herb, yo' goin' to xavier, one uh da best private schools in da city and yo' failin' spanish.
by apparentlymynameisbeingused February 11, 2009