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Hepatitis A-Z

STD(s) acquired via drinking Bell Delphine's bathwater.
"Aw man, I got hepatitis A-Z, I've got two months to live."
Hepatitis A-Z by DudeBroKowski September 15, 2021

Hepatitis B 

Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!
Hepatitis B by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019

hepatitis 

Hepatitis is a term that means inflammation of the liver.

Inflammation is a natural reaction of the body to injury and often causes swelling and tenderness.

Alcohol, chemicals, drugs and viruses can all cause hepatitis.

There are several different viruses that cause hepatitis, such as hepatitis A, hepatitis B or hepatitis C. Each of these viruses may produce similar symptoms and they can all infect and inflame the liver. The main difference between the viruses is how they are transmitted, the way they cause liver damage and the effects they have on a person's health.

Hepatitis is described as either an acute or chronic illness. An acute illness will only last a short time and although it may be severe, most people recover from the illness within a few weeks with no lasting effects. A chronic illness is one that lasts a long time, often for the rest of a person's life.
Hepatitis A is mostly transmitted through contact with contaminated faeces.

Hepatitis B is found in body fluids including blood, saliva, semen, mucus, vaginal fluid and breast milk. It can be easily transmitted through sexual activity, sharing injecting equipment, sharing toothbrushes or razors, unsterilised tattooing and body piercing equipment and from mother to child at birth.

Hepatitis C is transmitted by blood to blood contact only. This means that blood infected with hepatitis C must come into direct contact with the bloodstream of another person.

hepatitis Q

A rare form of hepatitis hosted by the last girl left in the bar. Symptoms can include but are not limited to:
Itching, swelling, sneezing, being called a dousche, suprise, awkardness, stolen wallet, burning sensation, and fear that sombody took a picture. There is no known cure for Hep Q.
Dan picked up a nasty case of hepatitis Q last night from that skank, here, look at this picture!
hepatitis Q by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

Herpatitus-D 

A disease that causes extreme flairs of herp derpness. It's not a deadly disease but it is highly contagious as it is airborne so if you find your self suffering from Herpatitus-D, contact anyone you have been around so they can be checked out immediately. There is no cure for Herpatitus-D and it is hereditary so watch who you hang out with as they could be carriers and not know it themselves. There are treatments for the flair ups with a soothing ointment which can be applied five times a day. The best way to deal with HD is to be taken out back behind a shed and be taken out old yeller style
An example of Herpatitus-D is claiming yourself King Herp of all the Derpdom.
Herpatitus-D by ccbc 09 April 22, 2011

hepatitus Z 

A terrible parasite that survives in women and is better known as a... FETUS
I think i got hepatitus Z from your boyfriend
hepatitus Z by gssde January 6, 2009