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a purple turkey smelling solid. the two hundred and forty seventh element of the periodic table. it has such properties as producing huge pairs of scissors to appear in the sky when added to common kryptonite mixed with mud
"and here we have henhemjamium the two hundred and forty seventh element....."
by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004
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