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2. hemroids
when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain
damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain
by beaner Aug 7, 2004 add a video
1. hemroids
n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad
dude ur dad has the fucking roids
by roids masta Aug 25, 2003 add a video
3. hemroids
The things that dangle off of Daddy's ass and bleed when he takes a shit.
Sure, son, I'd love to go to your baseball ga-OH MY HEMROIDS!
4. hemroids
Thing that will hurt if you have hemoids: anal sex, goatse, drop a lung, shit, cider enema, and dirty sanchez, toilet paper, sitting
Damn! my hemroids are killing me! I shouldn't have had anal sex!
by x Oct 29, 2004 add a video
5. hemroids
little pimples stuck in your ass.... and no matter how hard you may push... or even lick .... those little buggers stick to you like a fly on shit!!!
the woman became so angry after her monkey raped her she screamed so loud i think she popped a hemroid! what a mess!
by P.MS Jul 22, 2003 add a video
6. hemroids
When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess
by dick Aug 2, 2003 add a video
7. hemroids
When you have pimples on your ass.
She is suffering from the worst case of hemroids i have ever seen.
by Deej Mar 23, 2003 add a video
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