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5.
1. a form of getting owned in other words see pwned.
2. WHen you ace in counter-strike
yall got hemmed up when u gloxorz you in teh face narb.
by George Bush April 04, 2005
 
1.
IN BRIEF: Caught, caught up, cornered, held up, trapped, etc.
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my strap and lay them busters down

NATE DOGG, from the song "Regulate" with Warren G.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 15, 2008
 
2.
To be arrested or jumped. Any thing that may hold you up. An inconvenience may be refered to as a Hem Up.
Also to fix the hemline on the bottom of a dress or pair of pants. Shortenting a dress or pair of pants.
"Man, I got hemmed up last night, and pigs took the sack I just got!"
"These suckas hemmed me up and jacked my wallet and gold chain."
"Sorry I couldn't make it last night, I got all hemmed up at work, and didnt get out of there till midnight."
by JGSR April 01, 2006
 
3.
- verb (origin 2010, UOIT)
The act of performing public versions chronological stupidity; the mix up of alphanumeric date abbreviations due to severe retardation; chronologically impaired; if your name is Hemal Patel
"Hello Jane, I will meet you for lunch on the 22rd....snap...I just HEMMED UP!"

or

Man A: "What time is it sir? I have an appointment at 26:84pm!"

MAN B: "What 26:84pm?? Are you hemmed up or something?
by uoit-saint March 24, 2010
 
4.
busted, hurtin', beat up, shitty
Yo girl was all hemmed up after I pistol whipped that ho!

Your girl sucked my cock for a dollar, but I ain't make her pay for it... that would have been hemmed up playa!
by Natrontheape March 24, 2004