Hemerrhoid Tarp
Hemerrhoid Tarp by Melunn June 5, 2020
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Hemmoroids
This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.
Hemmoroids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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Hemorrhoids
When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.
What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!
Hemorrhoids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
Hemorrhoids
Hemorrhoids by Ausstralian November 14, 2007
John Wayne hemorrhoids
The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
John Wayne hemorrhoids by Skinbro July 20, 2008
I have serious hemorrhoids!
A pickup line made from the gods.
You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
I have serious hemorrhoids! by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022
You and your hemorrhoids
A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.
You and your hemorrhoids by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004