Possibly the greatest town in existence. Full of intelligent, friendly people and with far less chavs than most towns in the UK. Home of the beautiful architectural masterpiece known as the Kodak Tower, the tallest building in the United Kingdom. Usually ripped on by outsiders because of their extreme jealousy (see above defintions).
Outsider: I hate Hemel because I'm a sad inbred from <insert town devoid of all human intelligence>. Deep down I wish I could live there, but even if I did I know I'd never be worthy.
the shit hole basically full of chavs theres loads of shopliftin car crime graffiti and drugs goin down in hemel especially gadebridge warnersend and apsley those are the worst places.
do yaself a favour n dnt come here
mike(in burberry hat): u comin up gadebridge 2nite
k8: yer m8 lets bosh sum pills mann
A shithole, why did I move here? Only famous because of Wallgaria, Uncle The One and Tom's aasse.
Ahhh gutted, at least I don't come from Hemel.